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14-08-2012, 19:10
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
He is a Sarah Jessica Parker fan who should have gone to Specsavers.
Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse
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14-08-2012, 21:11
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by garinda
Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?
Not very romantic.
The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.
I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'
  
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I like a nice sugar lump myself when one's on offer...  Being a romantic... 
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14-08-2012, 21:38
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany
“They found Suliga sitting in the field with the horses having a beer,” said Miss Allan.
Well, if they're all drinking together something like that was bound to happen. 
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Maybe the the tail end of this but remember back in the 90's?

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14-08-2012, 22:14
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by mobertol
I like a nice sugar lump myself when one's on offer...  Being a romantic... 
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With or without the LSD?
Or perhaps it's a good enough drug on its own these days?
The Reclassification of Sugar as a Drug
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15-08-2012, 11:59
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by garinda
Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?
Not very romantic.
The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.
I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'
  
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Originally Posted by susie123
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Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!" 
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15-08-2012, 12:53
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by mobertol
Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!" 
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Perhaps it was a woman with that attitude that drove the guy to the extremes he took?

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15-08-2012, 13:06
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by Less
Perhaps it was a woman with that attitude that drove the guy to the extremes he took?

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T'was "postcoital" not "pre-", Less -once is never enough...  
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15-08-2012, 19:30
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by mobertol
Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!" 
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Forget the sleep. Roll over and bottom up sounds like a hell of a plan   
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15-08-2012, 21:39
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by Eric
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Exactly Eric - the sleep thing is a strategem -pretend disinterest to get 'em going   Bottoms up is an invitation...
Works 9 times out of ten - it's the old "yawn, what me I'm tired" scenario whilst displaying a discreet amount of thigh...  Problem is 9 times out of ten they don't get it and turn over with a snore in 30 seconds... 
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16-08-2012, 09:02
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by mobertol
Exactly Eric - the sleep thing is a strategem -pretend disinterest to get 'em going   Bottoms up is an invitation...
Works 9 times out of ten - it's the old "yawn, what me I'm tired" scenario whilst displaying a discreet amount of thigh...  Problem is 9 times out of ten they don't get it and turn over with a snore in 30 seconds... 
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30 seconds  so long 
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