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Old 14-08-2012, 19:10   #121
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He is a Sarah Jessica Parker fan who should have gone to Specsavers.

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Old 14-08-2012, 21:11   #122
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Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?

Not very romantic.

The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.

I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'
I like a nice sugar lump myself when one's on offer... Being a romantic...
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Old 14-08-2012, 21:38   #123
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“They found Suliga sitting in the field with the horses having a beer,” said Miss Allan.

Well, if they're all drinking together something like that was bound to happen.
Maybe the the tail end of this but remember back in the 90's?
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Old 14-08-2012, 22:14   #124
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I like a nice sugar lump myself when one's on offer... Being a romantic...
With or without the LSD?

Or perhaps it's a good enough drug on its own these days?

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Old 15-08-2012, 11:59   #125
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Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?

Not very romantic.

The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.

I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'
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With or without the LSD?

Or perhaps it's a good enough drug on its own these days?

The Reclassification of Sugar as a Drug
Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!"
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Old 15-08-2012, 12:53   #126
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Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!"
Perhaps it was a woman with that attitude that drove the guy to the extremes he took?
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Perhaps it was a woman with that attitude that drove the guy to the extremes he took?
T'was "postcoital" not "pre-", Less -once is never enough...
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Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!"
Forget the sleep. Roll over and bottom up sounds like a hell of a plan
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Forget the sleep. Roll over and bottom up sounds like a hell of a plan
Exactly Eric - the sleep thing is a strategem -pretend disinterest to get 'em going Bottoms up is an invitation...

Works 9 times out of ten - it's the old "yawn, what me I'm tired" scenario whilst displaying a discreet amount of thigh... Problem is 9 times out of ten they don't get it and turn over with a snore in 30 seconds...
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Exactly Eric - the sleep thing is a strategem -pretend disinterest to get 'em going Bottoms up is an invitation...

Works 9 times out of ten - it's the old "yawn, what me I'm tired" scenario whilst displaying a discreet amount of thigh... Problem is 9 times out of ten they don't get it and turn over with a snore in 30 seconds...
30 seconds so long
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