Market hall yesterday

groove · 27-10-2011, 10:18

Groove went shopping yesterday with Mrs.Groove and must say the OAPS who crawl around the market really are a nuicance...they take ages doddering about and block the way with their trolleys. Heaven forbid they see someone they know because a long conversation then develops in the middle of a main thorough- fare.....Groove thinks the oaps should have a designated afternoon-Wednesdays would be good, were thay have the market to themselves and dont get under everyone else feet.

steve2qec · 27-10-2011, 10:30

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Originally Posted by groove

Groove went shopping yesterday with Mrs.Groove and must say the OAPS who crawl around the market really are a nuicance...they take ages doddering about and block the way with their trolleys. Heaven forbid they see someone they know because a long conversation then develops in the middle of a main thorough- fare.....Groove thinks the oaps should have a designated afternoon-Wednesdays would be good, were thay have the market to themselves and dont get under everyone else feet.

Now that's controversial....buts there's wisdom there as well!

steve2qec · 27-10-2011, 10:34

.....although methinks Groove is a crackpot, I'd still have him as Mayor!

groove · 27-10-2011, 11:09

Groove will be Hyndburns M.P one day Mr.Steve

gynn · 27-10-2011, 11:20

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Groove will be Hyndburns M.P one day Mr.Steve

If so, I hope Groove doesn't talk the way he does at Prime Ministers Question Time.

ie "Groove would like to ask the PM what his appointments are for the rest of the day."

Everyone will wonder who he's referring to!

gynn · 27-10-2011, 11:25

....and on the question of people causing a blockage in the market hall, what about parents with young children in prams? Or disabled people in wheelchairs? Or people with walking sticks?

Maybe Groove should campaign for Wednesday afternoons to be set aside for able bodied persons over the age of 16 and under the age of 65 carrying a maximum of one bag, of, say, Ryanair proportions.

groove · 27-10-2011, 11:35

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....and on the question of people causing a blockage in the market hall, what about parents with young children in prams? Or disabled people in wheelchairs? Or people with walking sticks?

Maybe Groove should campaign for Wednesday afternoons to be set aside for able bodied persons over the age of 16 and under the age of 65 carrying a maximum of one bag, of, say, Ryanair proportions.

Groove thinks parents with prams and the disabled in wheelchairs should also have Wednesdays as their doddering day...Groove thanks gynn for this idea

davemac · 27-10-2011, 11:54

one day groove will be old, if he is lucky. and would support any move to only allow him out on wednesdays

Boeing Guy · 27-10-2011, 12:11

Boeing Guy thinks that Groove might just be a imbecile, with such stupid remarks like that.

MargaretR · 27-10-2011, 12:17

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one day groove will be old, if he is lucky. and would support any move to only allow him out on wednesdays

Jaysay only goes to town on Wednesdays - he survives

Eric · 27-10-2011, 12:21

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Groove will be Hyndburns M.P one day Mr.Steve

.... But only after serving a long apprenticeship as Village Idiot.

JEFF · 27-10-2011, 12:30

Groove is a complete idiot and doesn't deserve the time of day

groove · 27-10-2011, 15:32

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Groove is a complete idiot and doesn't deserve the time of day

"but il take the time to comment anyway"...Groove finds the irony of Jeffs quote quite amusing

Eric · 27-10-2011, 15:49

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"but il take the time to comment anyway"...Groove finds the irony of Jeffs quote quite amusing

What irony? There is nothing ironic in saying that you are an idiot. It's blunt, precise, and accurate, not ironic at all.

davemac · 27-10-2011, 16:19

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What irony? There is nothing ironic in saying that you are an idiot. It's blunt, precise, and accurate, not ironic at all.

it is a bit ironic, people say they would not give groove the time of day, and have put him on the ignore list, yet they keep replying to his posts. sometimes more than they would to rational posts, so you could be ironic and correct at the same time.
some of grooves posts have been to incite a responce, I dont think he believes half of what he says. For example in another thread he said he was buying a penny farthing. Just imagine him coming down Ormerod street, bearing in mind penny farthings have no brakes or suspension, this gives a mental image of groove in a heap up against the skateboard park wall tightening up his nuts