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Originally Posted by accyman
have you hear the utter crap that anti racism lawyer is pewing out trying to fule up even more racial issues..
i went to chester zoo and saw a monkey eating a banana
i suppose that would be racist too in this idiots book
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Yup..it was unfair to Gorillas who went on to found the Gorilla Liberation Front (G.L.F).
They have been joined by the brown and black bears, fed up with those whitey polar bears being fed fresh fish whilst they only get leaves and shoots. Together they have formed the Animals Really Should Equally Have One Lunch Everyday Society (A.R.S.E.H.O.L.E.S)
The EU have sat for three days and a whole 6 MEP's have actually dragged themselves away from the free bar to censure accyman and imposed the following sanctions...
1. accyman should be gainfully employed ensuring that the banana has the required curve, texture and yellowness to be classed as a banana.
1a. codicil to 1..no inference to the skin colour of the chinese should be inferred by the word yellowness
1b. codicil to 1a.. 1a should in no way as be seen as inherent racism
1c. codicil to 1a and 1b.. withdrawal of 1a and 1 b and the word yellowness in the description of a banana
1d. the new sanction now reads as..accyman should be gainfully employed ensuring that the banana has the required curve, texture and either green, yellow or yellow with black spots...at this point the martians, chinese and ugandans quit the chamber
resolution not passed as the only 3 MEP's left in the chamber couldn't understand the question and didn't want to miss Jeremy Kyle
Levenson..who's he then?