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Old 27-07-2005, 20:39   #16
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Gayle...... in answer to your question.......they have a fake back end of a cow sprayed with bovine pheromones.......the things that makes the bull think the cow is receptive.....the bull mounts the fake cow.........has a high old time and the results are collected in some kind of receptacle stored in the fake cow. Or, that's what I was told......unless anyone out there knows any different. It sounds plausible and it was a farmers wife who told me.......I can't believe she would tell me that as a wind up.

Lucky beef Farmers, thats not what happened to the pigs, they had to be, er................manually brought to fruition!

Now that is a job and a half, considering that a Mister Piggy's winky is more curly than his tail, to aid a better mount by acring similar to a cork screw.

I started this thread in good faith, who brought it down to animal onanism?
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I think some bloke started it with a Goat and a few lesbian whippets......
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Old 27-07-2005, 20:50   #18
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I think some bloke started it with a Goat and a few lesbian whippets......
Excuse me, there was non of that going on down at the lesbian farm where l worked!


Unlike apparently, 'a nice evening out' with Doug ladies.
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Excuse me, there was non of that going on down at the lesbian farm where l worked!
Unlike apparently, 'a nice evening out' with Doug ladies.
Bitch............. How do you go about getting a job on a lesbian farm then?....
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Bitch............. How do you go about getting a job on a lesbian farm then?....
I sent off twenty stamped addressed envelopes offering myself for £10 per week all in, plus bed and board, in June 1982.

Out of the replies l received back, that seemed the safest option!
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I sent off twenty stamped addressed envelopes offering myself for £10 per week all in, plus bed and board, in June 1982.

Out of the replies l received back, that seemed the safest option!
Hey garinda. Usually 'all in' includes b&b so what where you offering all in ?
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Hey garinda. Usually 'all in' includes b&b so what where you offering all in ?
Blood, sweat and tears, and all the clothes and espadrilles Ninnie the goat could get down her greedy neck.
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