Mr Angry In 'missing' Shocker

vitty · 26-01-2006, 00:45

Accringtonr's world famous Mr Angry has been swallowed by a big black hole and may never been seen again.

Hyndburn's undisputed favourite character - whose blood just can't stop boiling - was allegedly strolling peacefully through the local council's bank account when he suddenly fell into an unidentified hole and has not been seen nor heard since.

The news has shook the borough, whose residents have been known to camp on Blackburn Road for up to three days in advance of publication just to get their hands on Mr Angry's legendery cheery positive masterpieces.

The council refused to confirm the fall and one spokesman was heard to have said "what big black hole?" when pressed by worried colleagues of Senor Angry.

As they fought off a somewhat ironic media frenzy, Mr Angry's workmates remained tightlipped about what drove him to risk such a dangerous walk through such uneven ground.

But one insider said his much-loved friend was being "pushed out" of the paper to make way for some sort of running column. The rumour is yet to be confirmed.

Though more news is expected at a newsagent near you on Thursday afternoon.

On the other side of town, sobs from distraught forumistas could be heard from deep within Accyweb towers.

Mr Angry was extremely popular on the website, and his probable demise could even spark a boroughwide 'day of honour' in memory of his balanced writing skills.

In a seperate development, the council said it would seek to repair the damage done to the floor of their account "within the next 12 to 15 decades".

jimmi5bellies · 26-01-2006, 08:23

Hi Vitty
Ive emailed you ..... did you get it ?

Chrissie

WillowTheWhisp · 26-01-2006, 10:15

Maybe he could repair a few foundations while he's down there.

Neil · 26-01-2006, 10:27

Good I am glad he has gone, reading his column was like reading certain members posts on here

Tealeaf · 26-01-2006, 13:40

Could I make a suggestion? Why don’t you replace “Mr Angry” with “Mr Conscious”? A writer with an open, liberal mind, prepared to embrace all new ideas & celebrate the multicultural, multiethnic, animal loving, gay & lesbian friendly rainbow Borough of Hyndburn? If so, I would like to volunteer my services.

Doug · 26-01-2006, 13:45

Is "bollocks" a permissible word?

garinda · 26-01-2006, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Could I make a suggestion? Why don’t you replace “Mr Angry” with “Mr Conscious”? A writer with an open, liberal mind, prepared to embrace all new ideas & celebrate the multicultural, multiethnic, animal loving, gay & lesbian friendly rainbow Borough of Hyndburn? If so, I would like to volunteer my services.

Just because you pay to enter seedy East End clubs, that have two women writhing on the same pole, doesn't necessarily make you a mouth piece for gays and lesbians.

Margaret Pilkington · 26-01-2006, 19:39

Hoo-Bl**dy-ray. I don't think he will be missed for even a nanosecond.
Good Riddance is what I say!

Doug · 26-01-2006, 19:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Hoo-Bl**dy-ray. I don't think he will be missed for even a nanosecond.
Good Riddance is what I say!

Oh Margaret, let yourself go and say something really naughty……………………..

panther · 26-01-2006, 19:45

i like mr angry, his column made me laugh! besides he only saying what people are thinking!!

Margaret Pilkington · 26-01-2006, 19:51

No Panther.......I must disagree with you there. He was a first class bumhole....and a flatulent one at that. I am Soooooooo glad he has gone.....and I hope the hole he fell down goes all the way to the antipodes......and if he does come back I hope he has to walk all the way.....because by then I will be deceased!

Margaret Pilkington · 26-01-2006, 19:53

Doug.... I thought that Hoo-Bl**dy-Ray WAS naughty!

panther · 26-01-2006, 19:54

why you so mean with the man?? if you didnt like the column you should'nt have read it, simple

Margaret Pilkington · 26-01-2006, 19:59

Couldn't help it Panther.....it is like when you know someones flies are undone.......you don't WANT to look but your eyes are drawn back to it as if by magic.......and anyway it was the biggest waste of column inches ever.
But Hey, you are entitled to like him if you want.....but for me......No thanks.

panther · 26-01-2006, 20:02

ok then

...........how do we know it wasnt some whinging woman!! now theres a thought!