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Old 14-02-2010, 21:11   #16
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Why haven't we had any comment from the Ladies ?? I'm sure you girls have had to put up with some "Pigs" of fella's in your time, so get your 2 pen'oth worth in & redress the balance, after all this is an equal opportunities forum, everyone's entitled to their say !! So come on Ladies get your digs in !!
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid. p.s. im back.
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Old 15-02-2010, 21:07   #17
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Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid. p.s. im back.
Quite right Cashy, but what I meant is that us blokes can really turn it on when we're sniffin', all the chat, bags a krisma', flashin' the cash(by that I don't mean you wavin your 'erbert about neither) etc,etc, then when we've done the dastardly deed we're away on our toes afore the day breaks.

So what was meant was that they could name & shame the Scuzz buckets without any need to go into details, as they say "What's good for the Goose, is also good for the Gander"
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Old 15-02-2010, 21:14   #18
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Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid. p.s. im back.
Naw it will prove them devious, with all them artificial aids to make look like sumat there not.
Same wit make up, its a poor soil as needs a lot of top dressing.


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Old 15-02-2010, 21:46   #19
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not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
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Old 15-02-2010, 22:10   #20
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not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
she didn't live just past the library did she?
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Old 15-02-2010, 22:49   #21
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she didn't live just past the library did she?
don't think it was Cashy.. more like some gaff on outskirt it even had a back yard
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Old 16-02-2010, 08:03   #22
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Alcohol Alcohol oh & lots more Alcohol , goes a long way to alleviating the problem, well at least as long as it's needed.

Yup ... I never met a girl I can't drink pretty
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Old 16-02-2010, 11:32   #23
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Yup ... I never met a girl I can't drink pretty
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Old 17-02-2010, 14:26   #24
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Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!
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Old 17-02-2010, 21:51   #25
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Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!
Me too, hon
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Old 18-02-2010, 12:43   #26
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Old 18-02-2010, 12:50   #27
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Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!
i'd rather go to bed and sleep!
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i'd rather go to bed and sleep!
Well you must get up to it somewhere
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Old 18-02-2010, 16:15   #29
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not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
Still drunk Mancie, don't seem like you mate
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Old 18-02-2010, 17:07   #30
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Still drunk Mancie, don't seem like you mate
mancie has been known to be t-total i think that particualr period of his life is refered to as childhood
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