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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany
Why haven't we had any comment from the Ladies ?? I'm sure you girls have had to put up with some "Pigs" of fella's in your time, so get your 2 pen'oth worth in & redress the balance, after all this is an equal opportunities forum, everyone's entitled to their say !! So come on Ladies get your digs in !!
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid. p.s. im back.
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by cashman
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid. p.s. im back.
Quite right Cashy, but what I meant is that us blokes can really turn it on when we're sniffin', all the chat, bags a krisma', flashin' the cash(by that I don't mean you wavin your 'erbert about neither) etc,etc, then when we've done the dastardly deed we're away on our toes afore the day breaks.
So what was meant was that they could name & shame the Scuzz buckets without any need to go into details, as they say "What's good for the Goose, is also good for the Gander"
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by cashman
Dave a fella does not wear a burka or mask etc, most women aint joined in, cos it will prove em either blind or stupid. p.s. im back.
Naw it will prove them devious, with all them artificial aids to make look like sumat there not. Same wit make up, its a poor soil as needs a lot of top dressing.
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by Mancie
not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
she didn't live just past the library did she?
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by Eric
Yup ... I never met a girl I can't drink pretty
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ive just started a relationship with a blind woman !Its quite rewarding but quite challenging ! it took me ages to get her husbands voice right
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by edna
Lol very funny thread,well im getting on in years myself, I would rather have a pie and a pint than a man!
i'd rather go to bed and sleep!
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by Mancie
not one to complain but wolke up with a girl from the former Top hat that lived up Ossie ..got the alarm with loadsa men "in black" bangin her door down for her to go to her dads funeral.. was invited but i was still drunk so did not intend cos I do respect the dead.
Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
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Originally Posted by jaysay
Still drunk Mancie, don't seem like you mate
mancie has been known to be t-total i think that particualr period of his life is refered to as childhood
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ive just started a relationship with a blind woman !Its quite rewarding but quite challenging ! it took me ages to get her husbands voice right