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11-02-2010, 05:18
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never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
apologies for stealing the words to an old country song , but , its your wedding night and you find out your new wife is as ugly as a pig , what do you do ......
Groom sues in-laws over ugly bride - Telegraph before the femi-nazis jump all over me for being a sexist pig , I know there is a saying that there is someone for everyone somewhere , maybe the recently jailed mayor of Knott End mentioned in another thread might consider a religious conversion.  |
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11-02-2010, 10:00
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11-02-2010, 20:53
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
Well serves em right really, if they'd of banned the Burkha he would've seen what was on offer.
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11-02-2010, 23:08
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
lol this arranged marrage was like buying off ebay.
you think your getting somthing good but you cant be sure until the wrappers off 
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
but , its your wedding night and you find out your new wife is as ugly as a pig , what do you do ......
What you should ave one before te big day, should have gone to Spec Savers
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put her face down on the bed perhaps  use a lifeline and phone a friend close your eyes and think of teh girl you really wanted to marry
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14-02-2010, 14:59
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
Why haven't we had any comment from the Ladies ??
 I'm sure you girls have had to put up with some "Pigs" of fella's in your time, so get your 2 pen'oth worth in & redress the balance, after all this is an equal opportunities forum, everyone's entitled to their say !! So come on Ladies get your digs in !!  |
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14-02-2010, 15:32
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty
well, I think women are far more discerning about who they take to their boudoir(or they were in my day)....can't speak for the girls of today.
They seem to consume as much of the loony juice as the fellas. My thought would be 'if it looks like something the dog sicked up, then leave it where it is....don't take it home with you'
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