New President......the Winner Is...

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by garinda

I can trace my British ancestory back to the first primeval swamp slime that washed upon the shores of this sceptred isle....this precious stone set in the silver sea.

Mine was a Tinker in 1690's

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

Mine was a Tinker in 1690's

Then I 'out British' your immigrant ancestory by 3.5 billion years.

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by garinda

Then I 'out British' your immigrant ancestory by 3.5 billion years.

OK.....Publish it.......................

[claytonender]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

I started paying tax at fifteen until I retired at age 65 which makes 50 years.
I am paying my dues and demands in Spain and am still paying tax in the UK.
God you have a lot to learn even at your age.
My wife can sign a cheque for more than you would ever imagine.
Try the Garinda tactics all you like...but you will fail.

But my cheques never bounce, nor do I ever pay bank charges, unlike your wife.

Thanks for the compliment saying I am using Garinda Tactics.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

OK.....Publish it.......................

It's still a work in progress, and is not due for publication until the summer of 2028.

You'll love it, if the nurse can find time to read it to you.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by claytonender

Thanks for the compliment saying I am using Garinda Tactics.

Garinda tactics

(Military term.)
- (a) The use of all available ammunition, which results in an easy victory.
Org. unknown, but first used in dispatches from Balkan Campaign, 1915

- (b) Warfare of using all available sources at one’s disposal.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Garinda tactics

(Military term.)
- (a) The use of all available ammunition, which results in an easy victory.
Org. unknown, but first used in dispatches from Balkan Campaign, 1915

- (b) Warfare of using all available sources at one’s disposal.

And the writen word is by far the best, you can hit the bullseye every time

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by claytonender

But my cheques never bounce, nor do I ever pay bank charges, unlike your wife.

Why not bring the link thread back up and let everyone in on your little secret...........have a go at me by all means but cheap shots at my wife do not go down very well.

[claytonender]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

Why not bring the link thread back up and let everyone in on your little secret...........have a go at me by all means but cheap shots at my wife do not go down very well.

Well as it was a public forum, it isn't a little secret. Just reminding you that even in that posting, (when the majority of other people who posted were attempting to give your wife advice about the problem - and which would probably have resulted in the fee being waived), you knew it all.

Thanks for the negative Karma, I regard it as a compliment.

[jaysay]

Don't believe in negative karma never give it never will, if I can't score the point by posting up front I wont go down the neg channel

[Less]

Originally Posted by garinda

I can trace my British ancestory back to the first primeval swamp slime that washed upon the shores of this sceptred isle....this precious stone set in the silver sea.

I have to admit it, my family were immigrants, it seems that my ancestor followed the family tradition of nepotism and came over with cousin billy in 1066 to teach Saxon pretender Harold a lesson or two.



May I take this opportunity to congratulate the President elect.

[derekgas]

The jokes are landing already, some are unprintable here, but this was funny..
history was made in America last night when the first black man entered the whitehouse..without a mop!

[jambutty]

Originally Posted by garinda

I can trace my British ancestory back to the first primeval swamp slime that washed upon the shores of this sceptred isle....this precious stone set in the silver sea.

Not been much evolution then, has there?

[jambutty]

Originally Posted by Less

I have to admit it, my family were immigrants, it seems that my ancestor followed the family tradition of nepotism and came over with cousin billy in 1066 to teach Saxon pretender Harold a lesson or two.



May I take this opportunity to congratulate the President elect.

Only because William was off side when he shot Harold in the eye.

[MargaretR]

The Belgrano was 'on side' but we needed revenge for Maradona's goal