No such thing as a vegetarian chocolate eater - Page 2

grego · 12-04-2005, 19:59

I dont think this would put me off chocolate, many a time a fly as gone up my nose and its been sniffed back (automatic reaction, not done on purpose), but aren't we supposed to swallow so many spiders in our sleep in a lifetime.

Margaret Pilkington · 12-04-2005, 20:05

Oh Less........thankyou so much for helping me with my weight loss programme........now can you find something that says potato crisps are made from snot......I'll really have it cracked then!

ShortStuff · 12-04-2005, 20:09

How many other beasties do we eat that get into other food processes - it's really better not to think about any of it - out of sight, out of mind!

Less · 12-04-2005, 20:24

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh Less........thankyou so much for helping me with my weight loss programme........now can you find something that says potato crisps are made from snot......I'll really have it cracked then!

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Elsewhere, a global risk analysis of nearly 7000 food items carried out recently by the UN finds French fries, potato crisps and coffee recording the highest contamination levels, but confirms that recent studies by food industry show processing methods could significantly reduce the levels.

EU states call for acrylamide research update

Anything else that you require to help with your slimming regime just let me know.

Margaret Pilkington · 12-04-2005, 20:49

Is Acrylamide snot then???????
Biscuits....find something unsavoury about biscuits.......as you can see less I'm going to need a lot of help......oh and if you could get someone to do my exercises and ME lose the weight that would be just magic!!!!!!

WillowTheWhisp · 12-04-2005, 20:53

According to other info provided by Less all we need to do to lose weight is bash our heads against the wall at -40 degrees C. How do you fancy it?

ShortStuff · 12-04-2005, 20:56

What happens if you bang your head against a wall and its only -38 degrees?

Margaret Pilkington · 12-04-2005, 20:56

oooh er........would i be allowed to keep my clothes on?

Margaret Pilkington · 12-04-2005, 20:57

I wouldn't have to wear shiny lycra would I??????

Less · 12-04-2005, 21:06

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Biscuits....find something unsavoury about biscuits.......

Biscuits?

Don't you dare say anything wrong about biscuits they are wonderful wether they are savoury or sweet.

Savoury-with cheese mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Sweet- Jammy dodgers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

http://www.jambutty.com/ Best place to discuss biscuits

By the way the cheese is probably covered in cheese mites & the Jam probably has lumps of wasp in them! But what the hey, they both taste good.

(Thinks to himself) Jammy dodgers with blue cheese on it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! That way I'll get my daily intake of wasp, cheese mite & mould mite all in one meal!
Oh, I've just thought the biscuit, that means I'm also going to get an extra dose of flour mite as well!

Any-one coming over for coffee & biscuits?

Margaret Pilkington · 12-04-2005, 21:09

Flour mites......do they go by the name of psocids? don't say this site is not educational!

Less · 12-04-2005, 21:17

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Flour mites......do they go by the name of psocids? don't say this site is not educational!

Common Name Scientific Name
Grain Mite Acarus siro Linnaeus
Mold Mite Tyrophagus putrescentiae (Schrank)
Cheese Mite Tyrolichus casei Oudemans

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2152.html

Educational yes, but it's also the only site that you need a bucket next to your desk if you haven't got a strong stomach!