Noise

[Sparkologist]

Step 1:
Find a time when the noisy vehicle is left unattended.

Step 2:
Pour a bag of sugar down the fuel filler cap of the digger or whatever is your source of annoyance. It will bollox up the engine to such a degree that it will take a few days to fix.

PS. I never told you this.

[katex]

Aaaah, poor Junetta, however, that's what comes of leaving the U.K. .. would never be allowed here and would have double glazing to compensate.

There are good things about our country, can you imagine the uproar ; but you will just have to think of the advantages of living in Tenerife whilst you are tossing and turning .. might help a little xx

[shillelagh]

Dont get too addicted to the brandy june you might have to keep drinking it to get to sleep even after the noise has gone. Mind you it is cheaper over there isnt it? Good luck i know what its like not sleeping.