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Old 24-04-2005, 12:33   #31
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Re: not long to summer so...

well/ i just tell them bees & wasps " im not a flower please go away" some how it works
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Old 24-04-2005, 13:02   #32
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well/ i just tell them bees & wasps " im not a flower please go away" some how it works
Owww I wish it was that easy mez! Bees don't bother me to much it's the damn wasps!! I'm sure one spots us and then goes and tells all its mates to come and watch these stupid girls running around like idiots!

A little story, last year we were sat in Slinky's back garden enjoying a nice beer and a wasp came over to taunt us so I set off at run and managed to out run it for a change, usually they chase us until we relent and go indoors. A bit of dutch courage from the beer and thinking I was really clever for out running it I did a little kung fu impression in its directiopn and shouted "BRING IT ON" next thing I looked at our little sister and it was on her neck I said to Slinky very quietly or what i thought was quietly "tell her its on her neck" Too late she heard me swatted at it and it stung her! It was adamant it was having one of us!

Oh well they'll be out in force soon again LET BATTLE COMMENCE !!
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Old 24-04-2005, 13:09   #33
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Re: not long to summer so...

l've never been stung or bitten in my life.

Am l bad meat?

Does anyone want to buy any of my blood for a transfusion?
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Old 24-04-2005, 13:28   #34
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l've never been stung or bitten in my life.
No me neither but I'll keep running I ain't taking no chances because I know a sting off one of them little ***** is not going to tickle!!
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Old 24-04-2005, 13:41   #35
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I have never been stung yet and I terrorise the b***ers when they come in my store.All my staff are scared of them and I fire elastic bands at them while the staff hide in the loo!
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