Omg ott! DNA for dogs

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

The simplest way, to effectively solve this problem, would be to remove all pavements and lamp-posts in the borough.

It worked, ridding Accy of town centre drinkers, by removing the benches from outside of the Market Hall.

I always said you should stand for the council Rindi, you'd be a real hit

[Neil]

I would expect the council would need a court order to force me to give a dna sample from my dog so I don't see how this would work.

I totally agree with all dogs having a sensible priced license, micro chipping and DNA record but this should be sorted by the government. Not just for sorting out dog mess areas but also for dealing with dog attacks on people and other animals.

I would go as far as impounding any non licensed dogs and destroying them within 4 weeks if not licensed and collected by the owners.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

you'd be a real hit

Is that some sort of Lanky rhyming slang, I've never come across?

[kestrelx]

Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod

Try living where I do in the Peel ward and you would all appreciate anything being done to prevent this health hazard. Inconsiderate dog owners need to caught and taught a lesson, you wouldn't all be bleating on about it if it blinded one of children or grandchildren. Bring it on, catch the dirty gits and prosecute them.

That's right - these dog owners think they are beyond the law! This will take the smile of their faces they should have their noses rubbed in their dogs crap and then some!

[kestrelx]

Originally Posted by garinda

The simplest way, to effectively solve this problem, would be to remove all pavements and lamp-posts in the borough.

It worked, ridding Accy of town centre drinkers, by removing the benches from outside of the Market Hall.

Stupid reply!

Bring back the dog licence and each dog has to be DNA'd for the record then it can be traced! Bring these dog owners to heel! There is nothing worse than some one who thinks their dog is beyond the law and poisoning the environment!

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

Bring these dog owners to heel!

Yo, a little Doggy humour snuck in there Kes ?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

Stupid reply!

No, it isn't.

At least to anyone compos mentis, who's read any threads on Accy Web, relating to local politics on this forum, over the last year or so.

They'll all understand the not so subtle sarcasm.

You probabably missed those threads.

Whoosh.

Off your head, in your drug den debate.

[Less]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

That's right - these dog owners think they are beyond the law! This will take the smile of their faces they should have their noses rubbed in their dogs crap and then some!

OK mods you can close the thread, once kestrelx appears we know it's gone as low as it can do, may as well start talking about Hitler and all the good he did for the world.

[mobertol]

"A national "Canine" DNA bank could solve the problem - samples found in undesignated areas for fouling could then be tested and the perpetrator identified!"

Thought i had a sense of dèjà-vu about this...the above was my post #71 on the thread "Going to far.." remember it well because i got a slapped wrist off Neil for writing something that rhymes with "eejit"

I think that someone from the newspaper might have read the previous thread and has made up the story...

[cashman]

Originally Posted by mobertol

"A national "Canine" DNA bank could solve the problem - samples found in undesignated areas for fouling could then be tested and the perpetrator identified!"

Thought i had a sense of dèjà-vu about this...the above was my post #71 on the thread "Going to far.." remember it well because i got a slapped wrist off Neil for writing something that rhymes with "eejit"

I think that someone from the newspaper might have read the previous thread and has made up the story...

Or been tipped the wink by Neil?

[Less]

Originally Posted by cashman

Or been tipped the wink by Neil?

I wonder, was it he that changed the title from:-
Omg ott!

To

Omg ott! Dna for dogs

I think the answer is yes.

No need Neil folk found it anyway, just stick to moderating, I'll make up a perfectly legal title for a thread, thank you very much,
Could we have it changed back please?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Is that some sort of Lanky rhyming slang, I've never come across?

Bird watching again

[Less]

Originally Posted by Neil

I would go as far as impounding any non licensed dogs and destroying them within 4 weeks if not licensed and collected by the owners.

Make that 4 days and I'd agree with you, if it takes 4 weeks to notice then go looking after your dog's gone missing, it's better off dead.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by cashman

Or been tipped the wink by Neil?

Nothing at all to do with me, maybe Ken knows how this idea started.

[shillelagh]

someone tell me why hyndburns dog warden is seen regularly in rising bridge ... seeing as we are in rossendale .. whats he doing here ....