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Old 28-12-2011, 13:28   #46
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when tony blair dies they are having a seperate funeral for his smug smile
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Old 28-12-2011, 13:40   #47
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quote,,,,,But the 86-year-old has said that she does not want the public to see her lying in state at her funeral.,,,,,unquote
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Shes probably scared to think how many people would spit on her coffin,
I would.
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Old 28-12-2011, 13:47   #48
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Methinks that the Great British Public will be unable to achieve the degree of solemnity and tearfulness required for a State Funeral. Maybe the government could hire a few thousand North Koreans.

Apart from Mrs. Thatcher, has anyone given any thought to any particular piece of music that would be appropriate for the occasion
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Old 28-12-2011, 13:48   #49
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Methinks that the Great British Public will be unable to achieve the degree of solemnity and tearfulness required for a State Funeral. Maybe the government could hire a few thousand North Koreans.

Apart from Mrs. Thatcher, has anyone given any thought to any particular piece of music that would be appropriate for the occasion
ding dong the witch is dead ?
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Old 28-12-2011, 14:18   #50
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ding dong the witch is dead ?
Lol! Much appreciated as an ex-Munchkin -might be better to play the other one though

ding dong the witch is dead - Bing Video#
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Old 28-12-2011, 14:24   #51
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Lol! Much appreciated as an ex-Munchkin -might be better to play the other one though

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ex-Munchkin ?

did santa bring you those stilts you wanted ?
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Old 28-12-2011, 14:40   #52
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did santa bring you those stilts you wanted ?
Had the great honour of playing one in a school musical back in 1975 -was a bit shorter back then!
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Old 28-12-2011, 15:01   #53
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Methinks that the Great British Public will be unable to achieve the degree of solemnity and tearfulness required for a State Funeral. Maybe the government could hire a few thousand North Koreans.

Apart from Mrs. Thatcher, has anyone given any thought to any particular piece of music that would be appropriate for the occasion
How about "The Road To Hell" Chris Rea, eric? that seems very apt.
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Old 28-12-2011, 15:16   #54
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Had the great honour of playing one in a school musical back in 1975 -was a bit shorter back then!
me too but then again i was only 4

played twinkle in our school play which i dont recall been an official dwarf but according to the little song and dance i had to do he was teh more hyperactive of teh bunch
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Old 28-12-2011, 15:17   #55
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As sung by the good Lady herself -what could be more fitting than the Grantham Anthem?




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Old 28-12-2011, 15:20   #56
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me too but then again i was only 4

played twinkle in our school play which i dont recall been an official dwarf but according to the little song and dance i had to do he was teh more hyperactive of teh bunch
Ahhh! How sweet - dear little Twinkie

Are there any incriminating photos I wonder? Were you wearing a pink Tutu and gossamer wings?
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Old 28-12-2011, 15:34   #57
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Ahhh! How sweet - dear little Twinkie

Are there any incriminating photos I wonder? Were you wearing a pink Tutu and gossamer wings?
i recall a short tunic and a forgetting to put undies on which didnt become public knowledge until we all led on the floor feet facing the audience

my small part in the play got the biggest laugh
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Old 28-12-2011, 15:39   #58
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i recall a short tunic and a forgetting to put undies on which didnt become public knowledge until we all led on the floor feet facing the audience

my small part in the play got the biggest laugh
Now which small part would that have been?

Karma to you for this one -a real laugh out loud moment -can't stop!!! Thank-you

Sorry - am hysterical. It's just that i called you Twinkie - should have dropped the "T" perhaps!
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Old 28-12-2011, 17:35   #59
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Just wonder why 14 million people voted Tory at a general elect, the most votes ever recorded by a single party in history, if you think that only the rich and well heeled elect Tory Governments, your not dealing with a full deck
We currently have a government which nobody elected.
And I do realise that a lot of people other than the upper classes vote Tory, although I personally completely fail to understand why, but I don't think we have a credible alternative at the moment.
Anyway we're all entitled to our own opinions and to vote for who we want, my main problem is with Mrs. Thatcher, I don't mind Mr. Cameron quite so much and I do agree with one or two of the current policies, the thought of him doesn't make my blood boil like the thought of Maggie does!
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Just wonder why 14 million people voted Tory at a general elect, the most votes ever recorded by a single party in history,
If yeh wonder that,then yer lights have gone out, It was the simple fact it was a "Woman" many many female Labour voters voted on that one fact,including me late Mum In Law, n lived to regret the fact afterwards, really i credited yeh wi a bit more common than that.
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