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Gordon Booth · 17-11-2011, 21:37

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Originally Posted by accyman

if i ever offer you a lift just grab the rope attatched to the wing mirror and hold on tight

As I'll have a rope in one hand and a cigarette in the other, will you hold out the ash tray for me?

Eric · 17-11-2011, 21:40

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Originally Posted by accyman

would they who smelt it dealt it stand up as a viable defense in court ?

Maybe while the folks in the car weren't looking, a copper planted the evidence

accyman · 17-11-2011, 21:40

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

As I'll have a rope in one hand and a cigarette in the other, will you hold out the ash tray for me?

ashtray ?

you can use the road like the rest of us ..

oops no longer "us" iv given up but i sure wont be turning into one of those ex smoker nazis thats for sure

Gordon Booth · 17-11-2011, 21:47

'Yes, officer, I know the car stinks of smoke and the ash tray is full, but I'm not allowed to smoke in the house so on these cold snowy days I sit in the car on my drive on my own private land and smoke'.
How would that sound if I have to try it? Do you think I'd get away with it?

jaysay · 18-11-2011, 10:15

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Originally Posted by Less

When I heard it announced it was yesterday on the radio, maybe the fellow you saw is their scapegoat in case all goes pear shaped?

That fellow was a woman

jaysay · 18-11-2011, 10:20

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

'Yes, officer, I know the car stinks of smoke and the ash tray is full, but I'm not allowed to smoke in the house so on these cold snowy days I sit in the car on my drive on my own private land and smoke'.
How would that sound if I have to try it? Do you think I'd get away with it?

Na Gordon I think that's defo five years, with time off for good behavior

Gordon Booth · 18-11-2011, 13:42

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Na Gordon I think that's defo five years, with time off for good behavior

At least in prison I'll be able to smoke what I want(legal or illegal), where I want,when I want!
I know my human rights. Five years of peace from the do-gooders? Sounds good.

jaysay · 18-11-2011, 19:21

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

At least in prison I'll be able to smoke what I want(legal or illegal), where I want,when I want!
I know my human rights. Five years of peace from the do-gooders? Sounds good.

Certainly treated better in prison better than some pensioners Gordon, Telly with Sky, hi fi, game boy nothings to good of these lads, no expense spared

Gordon Booth · 19-11-2011, 20:08

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Certainly treated better in prison better than some pensioners Gordon, Telly with Sky, hi fi, game boy nothings to good of these lads, no expense spared

Don't forget the conjugal visits, Jaysay. Perhaps in prison I'd get lucky!

jaysay · 19-11-2011, 20:19

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Don't forget the conjugal visits, Jaysay. Perhaps in prison I'd get lucky!

Knowing my luck I'd get Rosa Klebb

annesingleton · 19-11-2011, 20:23

It makes me so angry when do gooders who seem to have more and more power over recent years and are certain they know best - intolerant bigots! - have the audacity to try to stop us from doing something in the privacy of our own vehicles which it is perfectly legal to purchase - I don't think the pollution caused by vehicles can do anyone much good but never mind just bully the smoker instead! And people who enjoy a drink, people who like chocolate and cake, people who don't exercise etc etc etc! In fact anyone who doesn't fit into their mould, they must be very boring to live with! I'm sure that the vast majority of the population are able to act responsibly without being told what to do by some young idiot! (Rant over now!)

Colin B · 21-11-2011, 17:07

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Originally Posted by annesingleton

It makes me so angry when do gooders who seem to have more and more power over recent years and are certain they know best - intolerant bigots! - have the audacity to try to stop us from doing something in the privacy of our own vehicles which it is perfectly legal to purchase - I don't think the pollution caused by vehicles can do anyone much good but never mind just bully the smoker instead! And people who enjoy a drink, people who like chocolate and cake, people who don't exercise etc etc etc! In fact anyone who doesn't fit into their mould, they must be very boring to live with! I'm sure that the vast majority of the population are able to act responsibly without being told what to do by some young idiot! (Rant over now!)

Well said!

Less · 21-11-2011, 18:07

I jog everywhere, avoid white fats, never eat chocolate or indeed snack at any time between my humanely boiled bowls of gruel, God! No wonder I'm too knackered to lift my pint and drag on my fag.

Eric · 21-11-2011, 18:21

Wandering off topic a little, but still addressing the "political correctness" thing:

Zack Hill Comic Strip on GoComics.com

susie123 · 21-11-2011, 18:37

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Originally Posted by Eric

Wandering off topic a little, but still addressing the "political correctness" thing:

Zack Hill Comic Strip on GoComics.com

Love it, Eric. As one of the comments said: And this strip nailed the problem with our public education system in 2 simple panels.