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[Less]

Perhaps the good folk of Hyndburn would like to nominate me to stand at the next General Election?
I have no policies, no intention of improving anyone's lot except my own, wouldn't be involved in expenses scandal because, I probably wouldn't even attend the big house.
The advantages?
1 less on benefits, I would still post on AccyWeb so you can curse your MP personally for doing nothing to improve any situation you have a grievance about, Oh! I might just protest about a £10,000 increase after all compared with what I exist on at the moment the wages they get could keep me in a far more comfortable manner than the one I am now used to.


We'll need a name for this party any suggestions? (keep in mind that, New Labour, Conservative & Liberal Democrats have already been taken).

I've found a Logo for the party:-

[Mick]

How about "The New Railway Party"?




We could then have a "Party in the Railway"

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Mick

How about "The New Railway Party"?




We could then have a "Party in the Railway"

With Less as leader Mick

[Mick]

Yep why not he will be able to afford to buy a round of drinks once a month then

that's if he keeps his hearing aids turned up

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Mick

Yep why not he will be able to afford to buy a round of drinks once a month then

that's if he keeps his hearing aids turned up

Only once a month, what about the other 3 weeks Mick, still down to you

[Less]

Originally Posted by jaysay

With Less as leader Mick

Good Heavens no...

I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's?

I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line.

Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent...

Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years?

[Mick]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Only once a month, what about the other 3 weeks Mick, still down to you

All his constituent's will have to pay for the other weeks
That's why they would vote him in...to buy his beer not spend there benefits on silly things like bedroom tax or food or gas and electric

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

Good Heavens no...

I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's?

I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line.

Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent...

Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years?

Now that would be a long distant left wing leader Less

[Less]

So, I couldn't be bothered to contact my advisers and have therefore botched together an Election Policy.

1. I promise that I will do absolutely nothing in an open an honest manner before and during my elected period.

2. Well, there is no 2. I've already broken my promise in 1.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

So, I couldn't be bothered to contact my advisers and have therefore botched together an Election Policy.

1. I promise that I will do absolutely nothing in an open an honest manner before and during my elected period.

2. Well, there is no 2. I've already broken my promise in 1.

Perfect

[Less]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Perfect

It's hard work doing this politicking, I think I'll have to go and meet a couple of my potential constituents down at the Party Office.

By the way, anyone willing to slip a little bit of cash under the table for the Party funds is welcome to call in. (The more you contribute the bigger the party will be).

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

It's hard work doing this politicking, I think I'll have to go and meet a couple of my potential constituents down at the Party Office.

By the way, anyone willing to slip a little bit of cash under the table for the Party funds is welcome to call in. (The more you contribute the bigger the party will be).

Think you'll have to move the meeting to Mallard Towers Less

[accyman]

less you will get my vote as long as you prommise to be a bare face liar and go back on your word when it maters most that you dont

unless you are preppared to do that i dont se eyou having a future in politics especially if you want to be the hyndburn MP

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

Good Heavens no...

I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's?

I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line.

Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent...

Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years?

Nice pic of me ... but who's the tory-blue icehole to my left

[Less]

Originally Posted by Eric

Nice pic of me ... but who's the tory-blue icehole to my left

Perhaps that is open to as much speculation as any other Tory icehole?
Bound to be a prophet in there somewhere!