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Old 09-02-2012, 10:19   #16
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I want this bloke as chief of security. Come to think of it he should be chief constable of Jonesy's socialist republic of Lancashire.

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I want this bloke as chief of security. Come to think of it he should be chief constable of Jonesy's socialist republic of Lancashire.

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Good job he wasn't armed- he could have shot himself!
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Old 09-02-2012, 14:27   #18
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A Wednesday.

Didn't Martin Platt, K9, and Silly Dildo, also come here on a Wednesday?

Perhaps she'll be in the Market Hall, showing people how to cook sauerkraut, knödel, and wiener schitzel.
Who is this Sally Dildo you speak of lol
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Is she coming to open another charity shop???
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They will have to sweep away all the duggies and alkys from the town center that day, and God help us if she wants to sit down for 5 outside the Market Hall.
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Thanks . Many may not , but I look forward to that day in May .
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They will have to sweep away all the duggies and alkys from the town center that day, and God help us if she wants to sit down for 5 outside the Market Hall.
Oh god there not going to take the benches of Church street too are they Alan
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Lizzy can pop round to my gaff for a brew but she'll have to make her own
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If she arrives along Blackburn Rd she could well think she is doing an overseas tour.
I do welcome the news and if possible will be somewhere on her route. I did take her shilling three times and the oaths I swore then still stand as far as I am concerned, and the anti-monarchists can always clear off to a Republic such as France and other such places.
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If she arrives along Blackburn Rd she could well think she is doing an overseas tour.
I do welcome the news and if possible will be somewhere on her route. I did take her shilling three times and the oaths I swore then still stand as far as I am concerned, and the anti-monarchists can always clear off to a Republic such as France and other such places.
Why should they clear off? Her n Hubby aint true british, so they can clear off.
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No don't be daft , its a pound shop
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Why should they clear off? Her n Hubby aint true british, so they can clear off.
Exactly.

My English roots are a lot deeper in the sod of this sceptred isle, than those Gemanic Hanovrian/Saxe-Coburg-Gotha immigrants.

Last in, first out.

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