Religious?

[K.S.H]

You religious?
Want to join me in one i've just started, heres our daily prayer then-

Our Beer
Which Art In Barrels
Hallowed Be Thy Drink
Thy Will Be Drunk
At Home As In The Local
Forgive Us This Day Our Daily Spillage
As We Forgive Those Who Spillest Against Us
And Lead Us Not Into Poncey Wine Tasting
And Deliver Us From Alco-Pops
For Mine Is The Bitter
The Ale And The Lager
Forever And Ever
BARMEN

[BERNADETTE]

Just on my way to pour my wine now.

[lancsdave]

I was going to say Bottoms Up , but that wouldn't be appropriate on a religious thread would it

[K.S.H]

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE

Just on my way to pour my wine now.

You can't join

And Lead Us Not Into Poncey Wine Tasting

[BERNADETTE]

Drink lager when I'm out wine at home.

[Stanleymad]

The perfect prayer

The Footballer's Prayer

Our team
Which art eleven
Hallowed be thy game
Our match be won
Their score be none
On turf as we score at least seven
Give us today no daily red.......card
And forgive us our lost passes
As we forgive those who lose passes against us
Lead us not into retaliation
And deliver us from all fouls
For three is the kick off
The power & scorer
For ever & ever
Full time.

I have that on my wall
curtesy of Paul Cookson poet in residence @ The National Football Museum

[K.S.H]

Originally Posted by Stanleymad

The perfect prayer

The Accrington Stanley Prayer

Our team - Not the eleven most on here would choose
Which art eleven - unless Evil's playing
Hallowed be thy game
Our match be won - Rarely
Their score be none - But 2 for the other team
On turf as we score at least seven - In 14 matches maybe
Give us today no daily red.......card - Again-Evil
And forgive us our lost passes - We'll forgive them all then
As we forgive those who lose passes against us - That won't take long
Lead us not into retaliation - Why's Evil keep getting refered to?
And deliver us from all fouls - Thats why we got Evil isn't it
For three is the kick off - Unless EW wants a Friday night out
The power & scorer
For ever & ever
Full time.

I have that on my wall
curtesy of Paul Cookson poet in residence @ The National Football Museum

Couldn't think of anything for the others

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by lancsdave

I was going to say Bottoms Up , but that wouldn't be appropriate on a religious thread would it

Why it refers to showing the bottom of the vessel just emptied of drink. Am I missing something here???

[Stanleymad]

KSH that is sooooo funny PMSL when i typed it i did think that it was lost on our team after last night - that cheered me up no end as tears stream the eyes & i cant give u anymore karma for it

That says it all in reference to stanley

[katex]

My prayer for today:-

Our Accyweb,
Which art in threads,
Hallowed be thy posts,
Thy will not swear,
Your karma should be plenty,
Forgive us our text talk,
And forgive those who insult,
Lead us not into non-family dirty talk,
And deliver us from the mods,
For thine is not to get 'I'm banned'
The power is for reward
For opinions and discussion
Long may we banana
Log out.

Ok .. rubbish, need time to think of summat better..

[garinda]

Will you be needing a choir boy?

[K.S.H]

Originally Posted by garinda

Will you be needing a choir boy?

Only for the singing, not what their usually (ab)used for

[Eric]

Originally Posted by garinda

Will you be needing a choir boy?

I thought that was Catholicism

[SPUGGIE J]

Will you be able to reach the high notes then G?