Room 101

[mrskitty]

Originally Posted by Less

Hmmm, you don't suppose these break downs have anything to do with people trying to live by your rules do you?

This one is me nervously awaiting your answer!

Hopefully cos at least there trying to live by them instead of ignoring them...i think im worth a break down

[jambutty]

Hey Gayle! I’m an OAP (pushing 70) and I have all my teeth that I grew myself except for half a dozen that have been removed over the years.

You should think yourself lucky not to like bananas if that is what you want. Many of us didn’t even know what a banana was, let alone actually tasted one, until the very late forties.

Incidentally from what I hear – bananas are like gold dust in Australia with banana rustling the current crime wave.

In no particular order:
Cheats of any kind. Particularly able bodied drivers who park in disabled bays.
The PC Brigade.
Cruelty to animals. (not the group)
Intolerance of other people’s opinions, likes and dislikes.
Spin doctors.

[Shady McGough]

Might as well chuck my five in too

1. Cheese - especially parmesan (it's just grated verrucas)

2. Fish - My idea of hell is a meal of Fish in Cheese Sauce (or Cheese in Fish Sauce........how vile is THAT!!!!)

3. Kids who play god awful dance music on their mobile phones at full volume whilst on the bus.

4. Ignorant people (see No. 3)

5. The whole chav/asbo culture that's very prevalent at the moment.

[mthead]

Mine would have to be:-
1.Malcolm Glazer.
2.His sons
3.Sky TV( for spoiling our beautiful game)
4.Chelski.
5.Arsene Wenger.

[shillelagh]

Mine:
1. Idiots in chatrooms who think they know what theyre talking about when they dont
2. Snakes - they give me nightmares
3. People who like to butt into other people business when it hasnt got anything to do with them
4. Bus fares - why is it so expensive
5. Cruelty to anyone or anything.

[talentedbutslow]

Here are my 5.........

1...Morons who drive with their stereos in their car at 900 decibels
2...People who look down on others
3...standing in queues
4..getting the prompts on phone to press 1...press 2 etc....
5....a parrot telling you to ......get stuffed.....

[Margaret Pilkington]

I have NEVER liked parmesan cheese, but have never thought of it as grated veruccas(what a wonderful description)....I have always thought it smelled like vomit...so why would you put it on your food?

1) Celery - in whatever form....You should eat the paper and throw the celery away.
2) Avocado's - now they really beat banana's in the slimy stakes.
3) Intolerant people - though I fear I may be becoming one of those.
4) People who walk down the supermarket aisle talking into a mobile phone saying to someone 'I'm just in the sauce aisle'
5) Cruelty to animals.

I could go on....but if five is all I can have then that is my list.

[junetta]

I knew there must be someone somewhere who didn't like cheese, thanks Shady.............and I agree with Margaret, parmesan does smell like vomit!

A good thread this.

[Busman747]

1) PC Morons
2) PC Morons
3) PC Morons
4) PC Morons
5) CHERRY BLAIR

[West Ender]

1) Salesmen for Gas or Electricity companies who stand, uninvited, on my doorstep and tell me they can save me a lot of money if I change to them.
2) Women with bulging waistlines who wear crop tops and low slung pants.
3) People with no children in their cars who park in parent & child spaces.
4) Baseball caps - naff on anyone over age 14 who isn't a baseball player.
5) Angel Delight - yeeeeeuch!

(Sorry, cheese-haters, I love the stuff - even Parmesan).

[ANNE]

Mine would be :-
1) The people who put Football on TV when my programmes should be on.
2) Cruel people.
3) Those flippin accident adverts.
4) People who are rude.
5) Comedians that aren't funny.

[steeljack]

1 Honeycomb tripe
2 Lady tripe
3 Brown tripe , "elder" the stuff made from a cows udder
4 Tripe and Onions
5 Sheeps head broth , .......mi grandads favourite phrase ...."tell yon butcher to leave the eyes in they'll see us thru the week .........traumatic words to a 7yr old

[mthead]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

Mine:
1. Idiots in chatrooms who think they know what theyre talking about when they dont
2. Snakes - they give me nightmares
3. People who like to butt into other people business when it hasnt got anything to do with them
4. Bus fares - why is it so expensive
5. Cruelty to anyone or anything.

I cant think who you are talking about in your No.1 of things you hate Jen.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by mthead

I cant think who you are talking about in your No.1 of things you hate Jen.

don't tell porkies mthead lol

[yerself]

1: Political correctness
2: Drivers who wear trilbys
3: Women who don't indicate at roundabouts and expect us to read their minds.
4: People famous for being famous
5: Middle lane hoggers on the motorway