05-11-2006, 15:56
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Always EVIL within us
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Location: Accrington
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Rubbish Dilemma
What a dilemma!! I just popped round to the back alley of my house and found that some caring person has left me a 3 seater settee, a door and other assorted rubbish What should I do?
I could ignore it and wait for the council to send me a summons for fly tipping,
Or, maybe I could phone the council and explain that these items have nothing to do with me?
(The problem with that is that I am going to speak to some mind-numbing person note: no sexism but he or she is probably blonde that reads off a script and will not be able to give me the satisfaction of knowing that I will not end up in court and that the rubbish WILL be removed)
Or, I could put it round back of a neighbours house, problem being, I like my neighbours
I haven't told Willow yet, she is just a few feet away from me, a case of "Oh Willow, check out the accyweb which is the equivilent of lighting the blue touch paper on a firework AND RUN!:
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...1&d=1162742586
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Last edited by Busman747; 05-11-2006 at 16:04.
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