Saving The Environment Sheryl's Way

[lancsdave]

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

[accymel]

How does she suppose this is going to be policed, im not watching anyone having a crapper, trouble is unlike u blokes we girlies need to use more as shaking a wet lettuce is harder to shake dry pmsl

[Tinkerbelle]

Toilet roll and crows in the same thread!!

Dave!!!!

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by accymel

How does she suppose this is going to be policed, im not watching anyone having a crapper, trouble is unlike u blokes we girlies need to use more as shaking a wet lettuce is harder to shake dry pmsl

Try a battery powered hair drier.

[accymel]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Try a battery powered hair drier.

pmsl now does anyone want to borrow the hairdryer after me ?

[SPUGGIE J]

Its either that or trade in the electioneering flyers that are in abundence for an extra ration of bog roll.

[Less]

Originally Posted by lancsdave

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

She must be one of the many, many guests that look in on accyweb, I don't mind her using an idea but please, credit where it's due just look at the date of this post!

And I think to myself what a wonderful world.....

[bullseyebarb]

Her suggestion will only apply to the plebs, of course. I doubt Sheryl and her elitist pals will be cutting back on anything.

[grannyclaret]

I go through toilet parer like its going out of fashion,,,maybe she likes streaky knickers....

[jambutty]

I’m surprised that she didn’t mention using both sides.

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

Try not going on tour if you are that concerned about the planet Sheryl.

[garinda]

Here she's fashioned a month's worth of paper into a fetching dress.

[magpie]

At last laddies loo in accy's now got soft toliet paper.... took them a while however: we still have to share mancky soap I hate that... you never know who's used it before you: yukkkkkkkk

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Originally Posted by magpie

At last laddies loo in accy's now got soft toliet paper.... took them a while however: we still have to share mancky soap I hate that... you never know who's used it before you: yukkkkkkkk

Some folk are never satisfied! Err, can I ask what are you sharing the soap for? If it's only your hands then no prob' but if you're washing something someone else might not want to hold? EEEEUUUUWWWWEEEEUGH!

[steeljack]

as mi Grandad used to say , when talking about toilet paper , tha onlys needs two pieces , one to wipe and one to polish .........

[Neil]

Originally Posted by accymel

shaking a wet lettuce is harder to shake dry pmsl

I suppose it depends on how big the lettuce leaves are