Sex or Chocolate?

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Billcat

Just melts in your mouth? LOL!

The question above was clean when I typed it. Your mileage may vary!

The thread is named 'Sex or Chocolate'....I only mentioned chocolate.
To the pure, all things are pure.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

The thread is named 'Sex or Chocolate'....I only mentioned chocolate.
To the pure, all things are pure.

Let me see; is that ingenuous or disingenuous? Or is it that, given the chance, most of us put our smutty minds into gear

[garinda]

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[Margaret Pilkington]

No thanks Garinda......I'll stick with my bar of Bourneville.

[katex]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

No thanks Garinda......I'll stick with my bar of Bourneville.

Hey, good for the heart we are now told Margaret, so carry on; but so is sex, so a bit of a conundrum methinks, (no matter what they say about endorphins), question not about health though, just pleasure.

Me, don't eat chocolate much .. so only one option would be left open to me, given the choice Silly choice anyway, don't you think ... ? Poles apart.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I just didn't fancy the chocolate Durex Katex.
I'll have the chocolate while I'm walking.......both good for the heart.

[Eric]

Maybe "Sex or Chocolate?" would be a good pick up line.

[West Ender]

I've stayed in hotels where the chambermaid left a chocolate on the pillow. This is preferable to the chambermaid having sex on the pillow, therefore, chocolate has the advantage.

[Margaret Pilkington]

West Ender....i have a very vivid and pictorial imagination....and that made me chuckle.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by West Ender

I've stayed in hotels where the chambermaid left a chocolate on the pillow. This is preferable to the chambermaid having sex on the pillow, therefore, chocolate has the advantage.

I don't know .... depends ... perhaps the chambermaid will have sex with you on the pillow ... or one can watch .... take a video .... use the fact to negotiate a free room from management .... lots of options.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Eric

Maybe "Sex or Chocolate?" would be a good pick up line.

I think you could be onto something there Eric....why don't you try it next time you are on a night out and let us know how you got on?

[Billcat]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I think you could be onto something there Eric....why don't you try it next time you are on a night out and let us know how you got on?

Or, if he is lucky, how he got off!