Sex toys for sale in Tesco - Page 3

SPUGGIE J · 24-11-2005, 16:17

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Originally Posted by pendy

Can you make a decent pie with a Rampant Rabbit? - does it come with its own gravy? Perhaps a carrot or two ....

You get the balls as well.

Katester · 12-02-2006, 23:20

Do you get clubcard points for your purchases?!?

hehe

Can you inagine Prunella Scales and Jane Horrocks..advertising that range...... (shudder!)

Katie x

jimmi5bellies · 12-02-2006, 23:35

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr now this solves the wondering !!!
Wondered why my neighbour choose to shop at out of town Tesco rather than Asda.
Now i know why !

Katester · 12-02-2006, 23:42

hmmmm clubcard points can get you airmiles.....(£2.50 per 60 miles)

.......wonder how far a vibrator can get you?!?

....skeggy?

xx

jimmi5bellies · 13-02-2006, 00:08

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Originally Posted by Katester

hmmmm clubcard points can get you airmiles.....(£2.50 per 60 miles)

.......wonder how far a vibrator can get you?!?

....skeggy?

xx

Essex you mean or at a pinch Blackpool.

Katester · 13-02-2006, 00:13

ooo just checked my clubcard statement....

....im off to australia next week

God bless tesco.....every little really does help! xx

jimmi5bellies · 13-02-2006, 01:09

picks oneself up off the floor from laughing ! must remember to buy some tenna lady's.

SPUGGIE J · 13-02-2006, 09:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katester

hmmmm clubcard points can get you airmiles.....(£2.50 per 60 miles)

.......wonder how far a vibrator can get you?!?

....skeggy?

xx

As far as you want depends on what you are up for.

pendy · 13-02-2006, 14:42

Speaking as someone who got thrown out of an Anne Summers shop for laughing, I could do without this. It's hard enough work getting the shopping done now, without collapsing with helpless laughter in the vibrator isle.

SPUGGIE J · 13-02-2006, 14:44

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Originally Posted by pendy

Speaking as someone who got thrown out of an Anne Summers shop for laughing, I could do without this. It's hard enough work getting the shopping done now, without collapsing with helpless laughter in the vibrator isle.

At least there will be fewer women clogging up the isle as they will be all be in the "toy section."

Dean · 21-03-2006, 08:33

don't sell em at haslingden was there yesterday notthat i was going out of my way just to look it's was shopping day

grannyclaret · 21-03-2006, 21:41

just a quick detour off thread... a shop on the main high street in Cleveleys has just closed,,, and on the window last week was a big notice,,,,(SEX SHOP ,opening soon,,,staff wanted ,would suit O.A.P'S..LADIES DO YOU WANT TO TOP UP YOUR PENSION...)

Well it caused a great deal of talk..... and much laughter when it turned out to be the guys who were refurbishing the shop having a bit of fun......
.......by the way its going to be a shoe shop .......................

Dean · 22-03-2006, 08:23

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret

just a quick detour off thread... a shop on the main high street in Cleveleys has just closed,,, and on the window last week was a big notice,,,,(SEX SHOP ,opening soon,,,staff wanted ,would suit O.A.P'S..LADIES DO YOU WANT TO TOP UP YOUR PENSION...)

Well it caused a great deal of talk..... and much laughter when it turned out to be the guys who were refurbishing the shop having a bit of fun......
.......by the way its going to be a shoe shop .......................

bet it did though i bet the school kids had a right laugh when walking past