She's kicked him into touch

[Eric]

Here's a little quiz .... and it is on topic .... complete the line of poetry:

Much wine (or beer if you prefer) had passed, with brave discourse
Of who ..................................

Here's a hint: James Wilmot, Earl of Rochester.

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by Mancie

she's gone for a real man

Mancie are you dreaming you are him?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Eric

Here's a little quiz .... and it is on topic .... complete the line of poetry:

Much wine (or beer if you prefer) had passed, with brave discourse
Of who ..................................

Here's a hint: James Wilmot, Earl of Rochester.

'Of who diddles who, and who does worse'

Ha ha...you're not getting me banned!

Dirty Lord John.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Men look at women the way a woman looks at a box of chocolates.........always a new interesting one in the box that is just asking to be tasted.

I saw a little piece in the paper yesterday asking why men indulged in 'Text sex'(whatever that might be...sounds a bit bogus to me) and it said that men who indulge in this pursuit, get all the trouble without ever having dipped their bread in the gravy.......well, it made me smile.

Stupid Ashley Cole.....thinking he would'nt get sprung.
Stupid Cheryl Cole for not kicking him to the kerb the first time he was unfaithful.
In football terms I guess that is a draw then!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Men look at women the way a woman looks at a box of chocolates.........always a new interesting one in the box that is just asking to be tasted.

I saw a little piece in the paper yesterday asking why men indulged in 'Text sex'(whatever that might be...sounds a bit bogus to me) and it said that men who indulge in this pursuit, get all the trouble without ever having dipped their bread in the gravy.......well, it made me smile.

Stupid Ashley Cole.....thinking he would'nt get sprung.
Stupid Cheryl Cole for not kicking him to the kerb the first time he was unfaithful.
In football terms I guess that is a draw then!

Is that a score draw Margaret

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh Jaysay......! what are you like?

[Benipete]

Be alright on the night.

Cheryl ‘Spends Night With Derek Hough’ | Cheryl Cole | News | MTV UK

[cashman]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Just come on Sky News that Cheryl Cole (Tweedy again) as kicked Ashley into touch, serves the cheating swine right, what do these guys want besides gelding

Originally Posted by Benipete

Be alright on the night.

Cheryl ‘Spends Night With Derek Hough’ | Cheryl Cole | News | MTV UK

are ya gonna geld her as well? six of one fer my money n youve been had mate.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by cashman

are ya gonna geld her as well? six of one fer my money n youve been had mate.

Don't be silly cashy she can be recycled, I'm sure Less wouldn't mind her chained to his sink

[Benipete]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Don't be silly cashy she can be recycled, I'm sure Less wouldn't mind her chained to his sink

She's welcome at Benitowers as long as she doesn't talk or sing

I nearly said keeps her mouth shut.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by garinda

'Of who diddles who, and who does worse'

Ha ha...you're not getting me banned!

Dirty Lord John.

You got it in one .... only, you diddled up the metre.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Eric

You got it in one .... only, you diddled up the metre.

I used to recite it outloud, whilst walking to work through St. Jame's Park.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Aaaah Didums, Ashley Cole is trying to blame his wife for the split.......she allowed her mother to move in with them.......and this meant that Cheryl had little time for passion.
God forbid man, you lived in a nine bedroomed mansion.......not a two up two down terraced house.
Methinks it might be more likely that she sussed out that you couldn't keep your flies zipped, and didn't want to end up with some nasty disease.
Grow up and take repsonsibility for your actions.

[DaveinGermany]

Silly sod, he didn't realise how good he had things with her, she'll go on singing & entertaining for years to come, plus if she keeps her looks she'll be doing the beauty products for a fair while too (Like Andie McDowell), raking the ackers in.

What's he got maybe another 10 years Premiership Footie, possibly something in lower Divisions later if he's lucky a managerial position ? or Pundit on a Sports show, not a lot of options really. When he could've been a kept man with a pretty Wife, what a Muppet, all that for some owd Slapper who's had more men under her than a Navy Commodore !

[accyman]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Ashley Cole is trying to blame his wife for the split.......she allowed her mother to move in with them........

cheating or no cheating that alone would justify him giving her the boot

inlaws unlike pets ARE just for xmas , and other social family gatherings like funerals

preferably theirs