Shock in a bus shelter!

[cashman]

it seems to me like a lady who just wants her 5 mins of fame.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by cashman

it seems to me like a lady who just wants her 5 mins of fame.

Are you suggesting she planted the evidence there herself?

[Ernie]

Could this be another conspiricy theory?

[cashman]

Originally Posted by garinda

Are you suggesting she planted the evidence there herself?

no suggesting it was dog **** n she wants to be in the paper.

[garinda]

Perhaps it was a bear.

Who couldn't quite make it to the woods.

[garinda]

What amazed me was the self control she showed.

She was only 'violently sick' once she was safely home.

Personally I think I would have puked at the time of disecting it, to see if it was dog or human plop-plop....if I was the sort to go about looking closely at turds.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by garinda

Perhaps it was a bear.

Who couldn't quite make it to the woods.

possibly how could it be human in ossy?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by cashman

possibly how could it be human in ossy?

The only good thing about all the heavy rain this week, is that the said turd will now have washed down to Church.

[cherokee]

OMG what a thread lmao!!!!!
Must say though few valid points . ie difference between human and animal . and how well she contained herself until she got home . .. I couldnt have done that.
I hate poo on the streets be it animal or human .
Someone let their dog take a dump outside our back alley the other week and i really did puke !!
But yet i clean up after my own dog every day and it dont bother me ... strange .

[cherokee]

OMG what a thread lmao!!!!!
Must say though few valid points . ie difference between human and animal . and how well she contained herself until she got home . .. I couldnt have done that.
I hate poo on the streets be it animal or human .
Someone let their dog take a dump outside our back alley the other week and i really did puke !!
But yet i clean up after my own dog every day and it dont bother me ... strange .

[katex]

I, myself, found this a very strange letter Lilly .. said was in the morning, OK .. may have been someone from the night before having had too much to drink, and just had to go, which I am sure we would all sympathise with to a certain extent.

Not an expert on the formation of turds, but how she was so certain was human defeats me. Anyway, she rang her local councillor and they assured her they would deal with this obscene dollap.

Not knocking her at all, good on her for reporting it .. even though could be dog based .. all adds to cleaning up of the environment.

Should have got our Margaret R. on the case .. no flies on her as to the source, good job not summer as would have been plenty of flies on this mass.

Think we may see her on the Observer profile page next week, do you think ?

[pipinfort]

Originally Posted by katex

Think we may see her on the Observer profile page next week, do you think ?

Imagine that..famous for finding a human turd in a bus shelter!!!! this woman is infamous already she often spouts sh1t in the observer although she`s been quiet recently.probably thinking up this tale.

[lettie]

Unless there was a big pile of chuffage stained toilet roll by the side of this turd, I fail to see how she knew it was human Maybe there needs to be a no S******* sign in the bus shelters, seems to have worked with the no smoking signs...

[MITZY]

I was amused at the first part of the letter, would it have been ok for the driver to knock an able bodied person down then clear off, or is the point she is trying to make she couldn't hurry due to being disabled.

[garinda]

Problem solved.

I've just seen these, running through Foxhill Bank nature reserve.



It might actually increase tourism, nevermind put people off coming to Ossy.