Shock in a bus shelter! - Page 3

MargaretR · 26-01-2008, 11:57

I just want to say that the letter writer is not me ... and my fur coat is pale grey

yerself · 26-01-2008, 12:15

This is the woman who, sometime ago, caused a fuss by demanding a public apology from the NHS because a nurse had the gall to ask her "Are you alright cock?". I think she also demanded disciplinary action be taken against the nurse. She is a regular correspondent to the 'Accrington Observer' and seems to be somewhat of a professional complainer.

lindsay ormerod · 26-01-2008, 17:19

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Originally Posted by yerself

This is the woman who, sometime ago, caused a fuss by demanding a public apology from the NHS because a nurse had the gall to ask her "Are you alright cock?". I think she also demanded disciplinary action be taken against the nurse. She is a regular correspondent to the 'Accrington Observer' and seems to be somewhat of a professional complainer.

Got it in one; I have had dealings with said lady in the past and this latest kerfuffle is about par for the course !

cashman · 26-01-2008, 17:43

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Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod

Got it in one; I have had dealings with said lady in the past and this latest kerfuffle is about par for the course !

exactly not wired up right,springs to mind.

entwisi · 27-01-2008, 07:25

two tokens short of a toaster IMHO.

thomas.lee · 27-01-2008, 11:41

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Originally Posted by yerself

This is the woman who, sometime ago, caused a fuss by demanding a public apology from the NHS because a nurse had the gall to ask her "Are you alright cock?". I think she also demanded disciplinary action be taken against the nurse. She is a regular correspondent to the 'Accrington Observer' and seems to be somewhat of a professional complainer.

Oh god, its not her is it.

Robdunn24 · 29-01-2008, 14:55

I was just saying you never see a positive news story hardly in the papers or on the news..... Seems like when there is no real news they just full it up with crap

Tealeaf · 29-01-2008, 15:43

I suspect the lady in question has taken Macdonald's new advanced diploma. A compulsory part of their syllabus is the development of skills required to differentiate human from animal excreta, the former being an immeadiate by-product arising from consumption of the Big Mac.

Lilly · 14-03-2008, 21:36

Did you see the letters page of today's Observer......so funny.

There was a letter from the lady who wrote in back in January to complain about human excrement in the bus shelter. Today she was bemoaning the fact that the public toilets in Ossy are always padlocked and she has had to enter a pub just to 'spend a penny' although she is a lifelong teetotaller.

I think I've worked it out.....human poo in bus shelter, woman complaining that she needs the toilet in Ossy but they're locked....I think it was her who pooed in the bus shelter after all that!

katex · 14-03-2008, 21:46

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Originally Posted by Lilly

Did you see the letters page of today's Observer......so funny.

There was a letter from the lady who wrote in back in January to complain about human excrement in the bus shelter. Today she was bemoaning the fact that the public toilets in Ossy are always padlocked and she has had to enter a pub just to 'spend a penny' although she is a lifelong teetotaller.

I think I've worked it out.....human poo in bus shelter, woman complaining that she needs the toilet in Ossy but they're locked....I think it was her who pooed in the bus shelter after all that!

Do not mock Lilly .. she did win the 'Star Letter' with this .. meal for two at the Calder plus a bottle of wine .. method in her madness methinks ...

Lilly · 14-03-2008, 21:56

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Originally Posted by katex

Do not mock Lilly .. she did win the 'Star Letter' with this .. meal for two at the Calder plus a bottle of wine .. method in her madness methinks ...

So she did. I hadn't spotted that bit. She won't have much use for the wine if she's teetotal, will she?

It'll be more like a meal for two and a pot of tea I think.

cashman · 14-03-2008, 22:13

she should have won a trip to calderstones.

garinda · 14-03-2008, 22:36

Her children used to go to the same church as my family.

She was perfectly normal then, not that I'm saying excrement analysis is abnormal.

She wasn't double-barrelled then though, which might be the reason she's out delving.

Someone sign her up to Accy Web, she'd be brilliant on here...unless she's already a member.

Bonnyboy · 14-03-2008, 22:41

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Originally Posted by garinda

She was perfectly normal then, not that I'm saying excrement analysis is abnormal.

Are you saying it is normal ?

slinky · 14-03-2008, 22:41

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Originally Posted by katex

Do not mock Lilly .. she did win the 'Star Letter' with this .. meal for two at the Calder plus a bottle of wine .. method in her madness methinks ...

Hope she likes the toilets there