Should cats be made illegal!?

[jaysay]

Well there's one thing I've learned tonight, Kes is definitely not on his own

[garinda]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

I I had a kitten that used to run up and down the curtains like a mad thing - is that normal or what?

There wasn't any gear lying about on the floor, was there?

[susie123]

OOOO hhhhh NNN oooo not again. Another thread deteriorates into rubbish and backbiting. Get lost the lot of you, this is a thread about CATS in case you'd forgotten. And I know we like thread wanders, but this sort is becoming all too predictable.

[kestrelx]

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

I would've thought that cooping a cat up in the house 24/7 is cruel in itself. As for requiring every moggie owner in the UK to cover their garden in chicken wire, not really practical I would've thought!

There is one way that works - putting a bell collar on your cat - it stops them from creeping up on birds, the birds hear it and fly off, all good pet shops have them.

[Wynonie Harris]

Originally Posted by susie123

this is a thread about CATS in case you'd forgotten.

That's why we're being catty!

[Wynonie Harris]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

There is one way that works - putting a bell collar on your cat - it stops them from creeping up on birds, the birds hear it and fly off, all good pet shops have them.

Oh right well, mine has one already. Yay! I'm responsible! That's a relief!

[susie123]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

There is one way that works - putting a bell collar on your cat - it stops them from creeping up on birds, the birds hear it and fly off, all good pet shops have them.

OK Kes, you've answered my question in post 73. Not surprised you didn't find it with all the flak flying about!

[Less]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

There is one way that works - putting a bell collar on your cat - it stops them from creeping up on birds, the birds hear it and fly off, all good pet shops have them.

A friend of mine put a bell on her cats collar, the cat learnt to scrape along the floor until it could get the bell in it's mouth then it could creep up silently until the pounce.

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

That's why we're being catty!

Thought that was a woman's prerogative

[kestrelx]

Originally Posted by cashman

Personally i think this thread should be in anything goes, Cos i cannot conceive that Kestrelx was asking this question seriously, i reckon the thread was just a wind up from the start, I could of course be wrong n he is that stupid, but doubt it very much.

I noticed today in Daily Express page 4 - "Cats 'pose health risk to humans!'" the claim 70,000 get it every year and if a child is born with it causes damage for life apparently! Perhaps it's the start of a medical conspiracy against cats?

[cashman]

Originally Posted by susie123

OOOO hhhhh NNN oooo not again. Another thread deteriorates into rubbish and backbiting. Get lost the lot of you, this is a thread about CATS in case you'd forgotten. And I know we like thread wanders, but this sort is becoming all too predictable.

Get lost yerself, i'm near certain this thread was never meant to be serious in the first place, though if thats wrong i'm sure Kes will shoot me down fer saying so.

[churchfcrules]

ketrelx, my apologies sir, on behalf of me and my "new friends", for rolling around the floor of your thread

[susie123]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

No thats changing your mind sue

Aren't we allowed more than one, Dave??

[garinda]

Originally Posted by cashman

Get lost yerself, i'm near certain this thread was never meant to be serious in the first place, though if thats wrong i'm sure Kes will shoot me down fer saying so.

Exactly.

Cats, should they as a species be made illegal?

Purr-lease!

Whoosh.

Right over some humourless folks' heads.

Though as the forum archivist, I do think it better, if this thread was stored in Anything Goes.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by churchfcrules

for rolling around the floor of your thread

'S ok.

It's still relatively fresh kitty litter.

Despite the crap from some old sour puss.