Smoking Spies Better Known as the SS.

[cashman]

think this (S.S.) had better be big buggers,as a smack on the nose often offends.

[Bazf]

What a brilliant idea, who do we have to call, I would do it for free. Save the goverment some money.

[Neil]

I suspect they will just fine the landlords/ladies not the drunken offenders themselves. After a fine of a few grand most landlords/ladies would soon stop people smoking

[jedimaster]

whatever happened to the freedom of choice that we fought 2 world wars to keep
let them come, let them take me to court and i'l fight tooth and nail over it as this is a complete contravention of my human rights!
if i choose to smoke then that is my right as a human
if someone else chooses not to that is theirs
if i light up somewhere anyone who objects has the freedom to choose to go elsewhere!

[lazeeboy]

In Spain, smoking whilst driving is forbidden on certain routes.
Is lighting-up/smoking whilst driving more different to using a mobile??????????/

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by lazeeboy

In Spain, smoking whilst driving is forbidden on certain routes.
Is lighting-up/smoking whilst driving more different to using a mobile??????????/

No espacially if you get smoke in your eyes thus being temporaraly blinded.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Neil

I suspect they will just fine the landlords/ladies not the drunken offenders themselves. After a fine of a few grand most landlords/ladies would soon stop people smoking

Perhaps we'll see a return of soda syphons on the bar, with landlords squirting people they think are about to light up.

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by garinda

Perhaps we'll see a return of soda syphons on the bar, with landlords squirting people they think are about to light up.

In some places I know that would constitute a wash.

[Ianto.W.]

Originally Posted by lazeeboy

In Spain, smoking whilst driving is forbidden on certain routes.
Is lighting-up/smoking whilst driving more different to using a mobile??????????/

Reminded me of an incident whilst driving behind a gentleman in a car wearing a trilby hat, he was trying to light a pipe and turn a corner at the same time, but why did he need to wear the trilby unless his car rained in?

[chav1]

if approached by somone asking your name unless they are a police officer i dont think you are under any obligation to give it so i would just put your fag out on their forhead and walk away

or

give them the name and address of a non smoker and walk off giggleing to your self at he future argument between the non smoker and the people who send the fine

[jambutty]

If anyone ever asks me for my name my first reaction is always, “Who is asking?”

My response thereafter is dependant on the answer that I get.