So Much For A Smoke Alarm.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

That's what happens when you get three smoke alarms for a quid from the Pound Shop.

These are those fancy, wired together run from the mains, never let you down 10 year back-up rechargable, when one goes off the other goes off connected smoke alarms, I reckon if I'd been in bed, by the time the fire brigade had been alerted the crackling would have been done just right.

MMMMMM, Crackling!

[shillelagh]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

So you got the hunky, good looking ones

Yeah they were lynx ... might be because they came from Rawtenstall fire station ...

[Neil]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

Hope your not thinking of going on masterchef less

He would make a better master baker

[mallard]

try getting a new one to be on the safe side.lol

[Margaret Pilkington]

Less, you are hopeless.........why don't you get a timer? One with a loud ringer........then you wouldn't be cremating your food, you'd be eating it.

OK, so maybe you didn't want practical advice.......you got it anyway.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Less, you are hopeless.........why don't you get a timer? One with a loud ringer........then you wouldn't be cremating your food, you'd be eating it.

OK, so maybe you didn't want practical advice.......you got it anyway.

You are right & wrong, I didn't ask for practical advise, that's the right bit, and I didn't get any that's the wrong bit.

If I had wanted practical advice I would have asked for the number of a decent take away, sod this 'do it yourself' malarkey, I'll leave it to the professionals in future.

[accyman]

dont worry less you will sonn qualify for meals on wheels so if yo get real luckyou not only will you get food delivered in a safe fashion but also may get a nice bit of totty bringing it to ya and if you flutter your eyelashes may even have her spoon feed ya

either that or you will get a norah batty and a bib

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by flashy

did you mean Jen? lol

No flashy the Fireladeeeeeeeee

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by accyman

dont worry less you will sonn qualify for meals on wheels so if yo get real luckyou not only will you get food delivered in a safe fashion but also may get a nice bit of totty bringing it to ya and if you flutter your eyelashes may even have her spoon feed ya

either that or you will get a norah batty and a bib

With Lesses luck it will surely be Nora Batty rolled down socks an all

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by jaysay

With Lesses luck it will surely be Nora Batty rolled down socks an all

Oh Boy I'm glad I changed my avatar

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Less

You are right & wrong, I didn't ask for practical advise, that's the right bit, and I didn't get any that's the wrong bit.

If I had wanted practical advice I would have asked for the number of a decent take away, sod this 'do it yourself' malarkey, I'll leave it to the professionals in future.

Oh Less......what are you like?????
I DID give you some practical advice....get a timer with a loud ringer....you just don't want to take it, but hey I can live with that

Nothing beats home cooking, but not the way that you do it

[Less]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

Oh Boy I'm glad I changed my avatar

No imitations please, even in her present condition the real Nora would be warmer to come home to!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

Oh Boy I'm glad I changed my avatar

It didn't become you anyway Margaret