Test for Dementia

[Less]

Originally Posted by ShortStuff

The maths question scrambled my brains the first time I was asked it. I've also got all the other questions wrong at one time or another. (But I don't have any hope with 1/2 my genes coming from Less)!!!

I think you would be even more confused if 100% of your genes came from me!

[Margaret Pilkington]

I think even a whole case of Mackerel wouldn't help me get those questions right......oh the aside to mackerel is because in tests mackerel have been proved to improve the memory of demential sufferers. Yuk........I'll have to have the dementia!

[ShortStuff]

Originally Posted by vorlon24

So you're a little vampire then?

Yep! And little is the word!

[Doug]

Originally Posted by ShortStuff

Yep! And little is the word!

That's a bit short..............

[fireman]

I got them all right.............. BUT IN THE WRONG ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sara]

Did the test not so long ago, when i saw it again i thought 'ok, know the answers won't get any wrong', shall not say if i got any right or wrong. But will say i am demented.

[steve]

come on k.s.h give us some more.

[K.S.H]

Originally Posted by steve

come on k.s.h give us some more.

Go on then, here's a few more but I dont think they are as good



1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World."

If you said "water," proceed to Question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????

If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? . . .. in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.

If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

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Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.

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6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!

[PurpleLass]

Not as good. The only one I got wrong was the first one.

[andrewb]

I got them all right.. hmm

cept the bus one.. damn I what a waste of time trying to work that out