Thanks folks

[jambutty]

Thanks for the birthday greetings admin and members.

In 3 years I will have completed my three score years and ten and then I can start my geriatric apprenticeship in earnest.

I’ve already learned to walk slowly in supermarket aisles, right in the middle, so no one can get past. Fumbling for my money at the checkout and holding everyone up is coming along fine too.

I haven’t got a stick to wave angrily at youngsters playing football yet but I’ll get one soon.

Can’t get the hang of muttering to myself but I’m practicing.

Happy days to all!

[lettie]

Happy birthday You also need to master derogatory comments in a very loud voice, so that the person who the comment is aimed at can hear you. My Nan had this down to a fine art.