Thankyou scum - Page 3

david1 · 27-09-2009, 19:59

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Would have to be a long feed pipe.

Yes but its PUMPED through the pipe , so he will get enough during the day . Just don't stand on it . LOL

MUMMIBOO · 27-09-2009, 20:19

OMG dad you do get some stories to tell dont you! Keep the spare bin wash it out and when katie is naughty we can pop her in there! lol (im only joking before social services come knocking on my door!). Hope your back gets better soon dad, ive got a compost bin in my garden somewhere! i think its in the corner under the nettles and weeds and spider webs! xxx

cherokee · 27-09-2009, 23:03

i agree if its not nailed down you can bet your life some scum will help themselves. we had our wheelie been nicked last week , but left with some dirty old rotten one that had never been washed and was fallin to bits

I hate thieves grrrrr

Mick I hope your back gets better soon hun.x

Mick · 28-09-2009, 05:16

Well the injection they gave me at the hospital has worn off and it has just taken me 15 mins to get out of bed and 10 to get dressed and 5 to get down stairs really bad pain today.
i can hardly move i think research will be on hold for a week or two for me

The Blue Rose · 28-09-2009, 07:56

use of a TENs machine maybe benificial , one of your associates may have one you could use if you dont have one. They are excellent for any muscular pain and used in the NHS.

Gayle · 28-09-2009, 08:27

It's depressing isn't it? Hope you're feeling better soon, Mick. xxx

Mick · 28-09-2009, 08:32

So do i i can hardly move for the pain .
got the doc calling round at dinner time i don't like calling them out but really need some pain relief

jaysay · 28-09-2009, 09:16

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Originally Posted by david1

I am sure , they will prop him up somewhere, and have a pipe feed straight to the mouth !

If need be david we could get one of our nurses to set up an intravenous drip

jaysay · 28-09-2009, 09:18

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Originally Posted by david1

Yes but its PUMPED through the pipe , so he will get enough during the day . Just don't stand on it . LOL

Hehehe I could get my own back standing on the pipe

jaysay · 28-09-2009, 09:24

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Originally Posted by mick

So do i i can hardly move for the pain .
got the doc calling round at dinner time i don't like calling them out but really need some pain relief

Joking apart mick that sounds horrendous mate, I think back pain is the worst type of pain, you can't do anything, I know I've had some, hope he gives you something strong mate df118s would be great but I doubt if he'll give you them

Tealeaf · 28-09-2009, 11:01

You need to try some of this chinese accupuncture treatment. If you can't get a professional to do it - or if the waiting list is to long - then get Less to stick a few needles in yer back. You'll need a few pints first, of course, and Less will need a steady hand - but give it a try and see - you've nowt to lose.

Less · 28-09-2009, 11:08

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

You need to try some of this chinese accupuncture treatment. If you can't get a professional to do it - or if the waiting list is to long - then get Less to stick a few needles in yer back. You'll need a few pints first, of course, and Less will need a steady hand - but give it a try and see - you've nowt to lose.

By an odd coincidence Dave came over and brought us some perry winkles, he also bought a box of pins so we could eat in the beer garden some of the pins are about 2 inches long, will they do?

I've no disinfectant so if I just spit on them then wipe them on my sleeve they'll be clean enough won't they?

Tealeaf · 28-09-2009, 11:33

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Originally Posted by Less

By an odd coincidence Dave came over and brought us some perry winkles, he also bought a box of pins so we could eat in the beer garden some of the pins are about 2 inches long, will they do?

I've no disinfectant so if I just spit on them then wipe them on my sleeve they'll be clean enough won't they?

Aye, those pins sound just about right. You will need to check there's no rust on 'em - well, not too much - and you're quite right, you will have to sterilise them first. If you stick 'em in Mick's lager, then that should do the trick (although the beer may lose it's head, which is a bit of a shame). You might also find that some of the needles are a bit reluctant to go in - they may be a bit blunt - in which case you will need a hammer. If so, you might want to ask Mick if he will hold the needle in place while you hammer them in. After all, you don't want to hit your finger and thumb, do you? Also, it might hurt Mick a little bit for the first half dozen so he may want to bite on a bit of leather. If he takes his shoe off and then sticks it in his gob, it should be OK.

Let us know how you go on.

jaysay · 28-09-2009, 15:40

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Aye, those pins sound just about right. You will need to check there's no rust on 'em - well, not too much - and you're quite right, you will have to sterilise them first. If you stick 'em in Mick's lager, then that should do the trick (although the beer may lose it's head, which is a bit of a shame). You might also find that some of the needles are a bit reluctant to go in - they may be a bit blunt - in which case you will need a hammer. If so, you might want to ask Mick if he will hold the needle in place while you hammer them in. After all, you don't want to hit your finger and thumb, do you? Also, it might hurt Mick a little bit for the first half dozen so he may want to bite on a bit of leather. If he takes his shoe off and then sticks it in his gob, it should be OK.

Let us know how you go on.

Where did you get your degree in Chinese medicine Tealeaf

Tealeaf · 28-09-2009, 15:51

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Where did you get your degree in Chinese medicine Tealeaf

I bought it from that Chinese takeaway, the one further up Ossy from t'Tinker.