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05-12-2007, 14:30
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The Canoe Man Cometh
The man who was presumed drowned 5 years ago has turned up in London and has now been arrested by Hampshire Police. They say he was well dressed and tanned and they have, allegedly, a photo of him with his "widow" taken in Panama where she is now living.
The "widow" cashed in insurance policies on him worth £½million and recently sold properties in Hartlepool of about the same value. It sounds like the perfect scam but I wonder why he decided to reappear.
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05-12-2007, 14:35
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
maybe he wanted to re-marry and do it all over again
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05-12-2007, 14:40
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
If the photo of him being in Panama is true then it's yet another indication of how good our border security is based on the fact nobody seems to know he has been abroad and come back again, or they can't identify false passports
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05-12-2007, 15:01
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
very strange the guy re-appearing also very dumb if it was a scam,to have his photo taken for a web site. still makes it more interesting.
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05-12-2007, 15:28
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
If he was already over there in Panama with her why come back here and turn up in a police station? Very weird.
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05-12-2007, 15:34
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
Perhaps he forgot that he was pretending amnesia
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05-12-2007, 16:26
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
this made me laugh. i think they prob thought since it was all done in "goodwill" and "innocently" they'd get to keep the money.
top dollar bets this gets made into a film with helen mirran playing the widow
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05-12-2007, 17:13
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
I suspect she has booted him out and done a runner with the dosh from Panama to 'somewhere in South America'
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05-12-2007, 18:42
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
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I suspect she has booted him out and done a runner with the dosh from Panama to 'somewhere in South America'
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got to agree margaret nothing else makes sense
seemed the perfect scam
hell hath no fury ...she aint coming back
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05-12-2007, 19:22
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
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Originally Posted by beechy
got to agree margaret nothing else makes sense
seemed the perfect scam
hell hath no fury ...she aint coming back
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Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Maybe I missed something, but what has all this to do with that great Canadian mode of transport, the canoe
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05-12-2007, 21:12
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
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Originally Posted by Eric
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Maybe I missed something, but what has all this to do with that great Canadian mode of transport, the canoe
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His canoe washed up ashore all smashed up and they thought he had drowned.
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05-12-2007, 21:17
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
If the photo of them together in Panama isn't a fake, the wife will be in a whole load of trouble along with him.
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05-12-2007, 21:30
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
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His canoe washed up ashore all smashed up and they thought he had drowned.
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Thanks, hon. But to ruin a perfectly good canoe Now if you can identify the quote you get double points
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05-12-2007, 22:34
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
Looks like it was a plot after all
Canoeist's Wife Confesses To 'Plot'
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05-12-2007, 22:37
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Coffin Dodger.
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Re: The Canoe Man Cometh
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shouldn't imagine many will be surprised
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