The christian alliance party...

[Stumped]

Originally Posted by accyman

wish i had a pet lion but it looks like an abrupt sod off is going to have to do if they come knocking at my door.

mind you it could be worse they could be Born again christians and jesus do they spout a load of sheet

oh god i used jesus's name in vein

heaven help me

I haven't been afforded the chance to present the contents of my saved-up waste bucket to any canvassers as yet. Maybe this lot will provide me with the opportunity, though I'd much rather dunk it onto any prospective labour candidate.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Less

How Stupid of me? Why didn't I realise by the smell?

It'sssss

















Our Alex, he Whose Father has many rooms, each one with a private business!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ics-50092.html

Oh, come on Rindy, you remember Alex The one that want's us to vote for Christian.



(Only the glasses have been changed, thanks to 'specsavers').

Yes I realised it was one of our own flock, an Accy Webber, in post 24 Brother Less.

[cashman]

well flock me yer right.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by garinda

Yes I realised it was one of our own flock, an Accy Webber, in post 24 Brother Less.

Hello Selena,
I have copyright over my theories on Complex Quantum Mechanics. I would consider letting you use the basis of my theoretical work for your book but I would like a % of your profits.
Quantum messaging does not work but if you want to use it as a fanciful excuse it will probably do. For hard sci fi it is rubbish.
This is an open offer to any other sci fi author who should write to me as below:
Yours sincerely,
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Address, blah, blah, blah.
Quantum Communications - Page 2 - Science Forums, The Original

That's a small percentage he's looking for, all you sci-fi authors, if anyone wants to take up his offer.

[garinda]

Lord o' mercy!

'We are the sole and exclusive agents in the U.K. for Mountain Range Sandstone from Lesotho.
This stone comes in colours varying from white to golden to red. They are very pleasing architecturally when used alone nad can be eye catching when used together.
Please ask to see examples of finished buildings and works.
WE are looking for other stones to import which do not duplicate our existing range.'
Trade4Gain (Import & Export)

Book shop, dating agency, quantum mechanics, communicating with the Almighty, and new flogging sandstone from Africa.

How big are those houses on Midland Street?

[cashman]

wonder how much hes creaming off religion?

[garinda]

Composer : Alexander Ross

Date : 2005-08-02

Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:

Take heed brother Alex.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by garinda

Composer : Alexander Ross

Date : 2005-08-02

Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:

Take heed brother Alex.

Perhaps Blazey should email him.

She could earn herself a few quid acting as his agent, whilst she's stuck out there.

[Less]

Originally Posted by garinda

Hello God,
I have copyright over my theories on Complex Prayer & Sacrifice. I would consider letting you use the basis of my theoretical work for your book but I would like a % of your profits.
Complex Prayer & Sacrifice does not work but if you want to use it as a fanciful excuse it will probably do. For hard sci fi it is rubbish.
This is an open offer to any other omnipresent being who should sing to me from the burning bush outside my Business Premises
Yours sincerely,
Mrs A Lax Endorser, Guru, Prophet, profiteer and all-round bother-er of all things Metaphysical & Mortal.
Address, The Tardis, (like a bus it's not very large on the outside but we have room for plenty more on top).
Complex Prayer & Sacrifice - Page 2 - Science Forums, The Original

That's a small percentage he's looking for, all you sci-fi authors, if anyone wants to take up his offer.

I'll come back to you on that after I've revised my algebra, a% might only seem at a glance a small amount, but we have to work out the value of a first!

[cashman]

dont seem over popular, only 1 in guest book in 5 years.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Composer : Alexander Ross

Date : 2005-08-02

Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:

Take heed brother Alex.

Please log in and leave your message um, was very tempted but resisted, done really know how you spell two fingers in language his type understands

[accyman]

Originally Posted by Stumped

I haven't been afforded the chance to present the contents of my saved-up waste bucket to any canvassers as yet. Maybe this lot will provide me with the opportunity, though I'd much rather dunk it onto any prospective labour candidate.

i havnt seen the christian party canvasing yet but i fear their overwhelming urge to convert sinners and people of a different faith may have kept them occupied longer than expected in the blackburn road area lol

[accyman]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Please log in and leave your message um, was very tempted but resisted, done really know how you spell two fingers in language his type understands

just politely tell them that jesus didnt die for our sins he died for his own unless sleeping with prostitutes wasnt a sin back then.

that usually does the trick

[yerself]

Originally Posted by pipinfort

I remember the previous threads also ..............Religious nutters who make no sense whatsoever....

I've noticed a vote for Rev Kev placard in a garden very near to the co-ordinates for pipinfort's location.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by accyman

just politely tell them that jesus didnt die for our sins he died for his own unless sleeping with prostitutes wasnt a sin back then.

that usually does the trick

Oh come on accyman I'm in no mood to argue with religious fanatics