The Daily Mail

[groove]

Groove is wondering why this newspaper is so unliked by a lot of folk. Groove thinks it a decent read and is really quite curious as to its bad reputation. Is it cos its a tory paper or sommet?

[ToffeeGuy]

Because it is cynical about everything and bitchy about celebrities. That's before the apparent obsession about minorities, immigrants and travellers.

The Tory support doesn't help either.

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by ToffeeGuy

Because it is cynical about everything and bitchy about celebrities. That's before the apparent obsession about minorities, immigrants and travellers.

The Tory support doesn't help either.

You don't happen to have any obsessions yourself, do you?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

You don't happen to have any obsessions yourself, do you?

Perhaps he's a little bitter, because they don't print his letters.

Or perhaps the crossword's too hard.

Maybe it's the heaviest paper in his sack, and it's also difficult posting them through all those letter boxes.

Who knows?

We'll just have to wait for more clues.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

You don't happen to have any obsessions yourself, do you?

He could well have, three posts so far, two about the Tories and one about Quality Street, with a name like his, I reckon we'll have plenty more biased towards sweetmeats & humbug.

[Gordon Booth]

Perhaps he has Roses growing on him? Red ones?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Less

He could well have, three posts so far, two about the Tories and one about Quality Street, with a name like his, I reckon we'll have plenty more biased towards sweetmeats & humbug.

Just you be careful.

You've already attracted a sexual predator recently.

Remember the warning.

Be wary of men, who say they have an Uncle Joe's Mint Ball deep in their trouser pocket, before inviting you to have a little delve for it.

[Less]

Originally Posted by garinda

Just you be careful.

You've already attracted a sexual predator recently.

Remember the warning.

Be wary of men, who say they have an Uncle Joe's Mint Ball deep in their trouser pocket, before inviting you to have a little delve for it.

Are you trying to cast narcissus at groove?
He's the only one that has come close to showing an interest in me so far today.

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Less

Are you trying to cast narcissus at groove?
He's the only one that has come close to showing an interest in me so far today.

You could do worse,although I can't think how!

Oh, yes, I just did!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

Are you trying to cast narcissus at groove?
He's the only one that has come close to showing an interest in me so far today.

Hell I bet you'll sleep better tonight Less knowing Groove cares about you

[jaysay]

As for the Mail its like the equivalent of the Guardian or Independent, with the Mirror thrown in for good measure

[Less]

Originally Posted by jaysay

As for the Mail its like the equivalent of the Guardian or Independent, with the Mirror thrown in for good measure

Typical Tory, always taking a groove thread seriously.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

Typical Tory, always taking a groove thread seriously.

You know thats not true Less, I only ever take you serious

[groove]

Groove likes the Mail, and awaits lots of sarcastic comments from the usual old bitter posters.

[Less]

Originally Posted by groove

Groove likes the Mail, and awaits lots of sarcastic comments from the usual old bitter posters.

Groove is entitled to like the Mail, however, if the usual old bitter posters don't come on today can we, the unusual bitter posters practice our sarcasm with you instead?