The things children say

[onlyme]

Think my young un is at the age that I'll be talking about for years to come.

He's gone for a wee with his dad, and as he stood there, looked over, gasped and said ' wow daddy, thats a big winky!'

Am sure Cherokee will come on later with more of his pearlers.

He is also just like that tv ad, where he wears his spiderman outfit at every opportunity, as Emzy and kitty can verify. I have now learnt that he will not speak when he has the mask on, and if he adds a couple of sock on his hands, spiderman metamorphises into a power ranger lmao

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE

He would have posted it himself, we had many a laugh about it. He always said Roberts eyes needed testing and I said there was nothing wrong with them

your just cruel Bernie, does the lad wear glasses now

[BERNADETTE]

Originally Posted by jaysay

your just cruel Bernie, does the lad wear glasses now

No as I say nowt wrong with his eyes

[Lilly]

Originally Posted by emamum23

me and ty were on a bus and we went to sit next to an elderly lady, ty said.....'i dont want to sit next to her she smells like wee'

great kids arent they

I've been there, Emma.

Dreadful isn't it?

I was queuing in a shop with my son when he was about 3 and this awful stench came wafting past.

He shouted 'Pooooooo. That lady in front of us has just trumped.'

My daughter embarrassed me in much the same way when she too was about 3.

We were in a cubicle together in the toilets in the Arndale when we heard a plopping sound coming from the cubicle next door.

She bellowed 'Hahahahaha that lady's just done a big poo!'

You just want to disappear, don't you?

[MUMMIBOO]

My kids have said allsorts Rebecca when she was about 3 had dinner all over her face i said to her "Whats that on your face?" and she looked at me like i fell off a christmas tree and said "SKIN!". I did ask didnt i.

Little lad not that long ago said to me and mick while we were on the setee kissing came and sat next to us and said "Well i know your not listening to me so can i join in?"
couldnt stop laughing.

[MUMMIBOO]

Little lad in a shop in town pointed to the female cashire and said to me "Thats a man isant it!" Ground open up now please!