The things children say

buttonsmum · 29-05-2008, 19:04

After collecting Siobhan from nursery school today we decided to treat her to fish & chips for her tea.

There was a larger lady in front of us at the counter when Siobhan says at the top of her voice "mummy is that lady fat?"

I have to say I didn't know where to look, luckily the lady found it rather funny.

emamum · 29-05-2008, 19:14

me and ty were on a bus and we went to sit next to an elderly lady, ty said.....'i dont want to sit next to her she smells like wee'

great kids arent they

buttonsmum · 29-05-2008, 19:23

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Originally Posted by emamum23

great kids arent they

Thats what the lady said, I just wanted the ground to swallow me up. I told Siobhan she was a cheeky monkey and that she shouldn't say things like that.

onlyme · 29-05-2008, 19:24

My 3 year old had been at pre school where they had set up a 'cinema' scenario.

He was telling me that he had enjoyed going, but he didnt like the 'cocporn'

After nearly passing out, i realised he meant popcorn. Think it knocked 10 years off me life anyway lol

'erindoors · 29-05-2008, 19:30

Out the mouths of babes eh??

Our 15 yr old daughter still says daft things. Once, on a train travelling back from a day out in York, the kids were having a convo about were they were all born. Different towns etc..
Somehow the convo turned into were their parents and granparents were born. We told them that one of their granddads were born during an air raid in the Second World War, Her responce were, 'Oh my God, did he servive?' We all just rolled around laughing till the bomb (so to speak) dropped. Ha! Ha!

cashman · 29-05-2008, 19:32

when kids were little we were at bus stop one sunday going to the park, at the stop was this poor woman with a big dark red mark covering most of her face, me son who was about 5/6 at the time pointed n said in his booming voice - hey missus Whats That.......... tis very hard to embaress cashy, but that sure did.

buttonsmum · 29-05-2008, 19:36

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Originally Posted by onlyme

My 3 year old had been at pre school where they had set up a 'cinema' scenario.

He was telling me that he had enjoyed going, but he didnt like the 'cocporn'

After nearly passing out, i realised he meant popcorn. Think it knocked 10 years off me life anyway lol

Thats realy funny.

The thing is though, they always say these things when you are surrounded by people you don't know.

entwisi · 29-05-2008, 19:40

heh, my mum still recalls how on teh bus back from Blackburn when I was about 2 I decided to pull my new 'doggy' potty out and shouted "Look at my Mickey Fido!"

I still have Mickey, he's in teh garage..

emamum · 29-05-2008, 19:44

I used to look after a little lad that had a thing about 'wee'ing' and used to threaten to urininate in womens handbags if he was annoyed... that was embarrasing in town.

jaysay · 29-05-2008, 20:00

Guys this is true and I don't want to take it to the over 18s but is was once in tesco on Union Street in Accy and the couple in front were having a bad time with their eldest, he was about 4 or 5, he wanted some toffees and mummy and daddy were not having it, so the little lad stamps his feet and shouts at the top of his voice, "if iI don't get my toffees I'm going to tell all these people that I saw you sucking daddies d*** last night, and that is 100% true, the couple didn't know which waY to look

BERNADETTE · 29-05-2008, 20:04

When I first got together with Ian my lad was four anyway Ian was at the loo and Robert was stood at the door. Ian asked what he wanted and he said he needed a pee so Ian said "we can both pee together." I heard such a laugh and it turns out Robert kept looking at Ian's tackle then his own before saying "Yours isn't right big is it Ian?"

onlyme · 29-05-2008, 20:09

At least it wasnt said in front of his grandad.

He would then have been responsible for making Cherokee a widow before her time lol

jaysay · 29-05-2008, 20:23

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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE

When I first got together with Ian my lad was four anyway Ian was at the loo and Robert was stood at the door. Ian asked what he wanted and he said he needed a pee so Ian said "we can both pee together." I heard such a laugh and it turns out Robert kept looking at Ian's tackle then his own before saying "Yours isn't right big is it Ian?"

Agh poor Ian

know how he felt, mind you I've always said its not the size of the gun its the shot it fires

BERNADETTE · 29-05-2008, 20:34

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Agh poor Ian

know how he felt, mind you I've always said its not the size of the gun its the shot it fires

He would have posted it himself, we had many a laugh about it. He always said Roberts eyes needed testing and I said there was nothing wrong with them

Margaret Pilkington · 29-05-2008, 20:47

My daughters little boy said that his sister crept into his room and 'frightened his eyes out of him'.......I thought that was really funny.