They're only after you money!

[Acrylic-bob]

Having a bit of an identity crisis there Less, sorry I mean June, I think??

[Less]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Having a bit of an identity crisis there Less, sorry I mean June, I think??

Wait until you've seen this one A-B, then you'll know there's a crisis!

Hi, My names Carol Boredo'man I've spent my life since leaving uni' being the smart ars* mathematician on Countdown, yes I can always work out the 4 from the top 2 from the middle & one from the bottom problems, but here (as we always end on that programme) is the connundrum.

I use my 'talents' to let you all know that you can have a free (FREE?) & easy loan that will put all your debts into one easy payment, but as anyone that has recently sat their maths GCSE 0 level exams will tell you without all the correct factors it is impossible to work out the whole of the sum, the most crucial fact that I seem to neglect is over how long?

[Acrylic-bob]

Hmm. What she doesn't tell you either is that the interest rate will be around 35%.