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Old 04-04-2005, 15:45   #16
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I did mention it once before - work out "Ears pierced while you wait" - how else?? - leave them, and call back later?
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why do chips taste better when they are somone elses
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Old 04-04-2005, 19:02   #18
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Why do men fail to find anything they are asked to look for? Think it summat to do with peripheral vision....
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:14   #19
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Re: Things that make you go emmmm!
why do people say is it raining? when you have just walked in soaked,( brain dead or what!)
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Old 05-04-2005, 18:50   #20
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Re: Things that make you go emmmm!
When you drop your toast it lands butterside down...when you drop a cat it lands on its feet........................what would happend if we buttered the cats back and dropped it??
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Old 05-04-2005, 18:55   #21
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When you drop your toast it lands butterside down...when you drop a cat it lands on its feet........................what would happend if we buttered the cats back and dropped it??
Blimey don't start the Cruelty to Cats brigade off again!
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Old 06-04-2005, 17:08   #22
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it. Did it make a noise?
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Old 06-04-2005, 17:10   #23
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it. Did it make a noise?
Now THAT is much the same as "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
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Old 06-04-2005, 17:37   #24
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it. Did it make a noise?
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Now THAT is much the same as "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
It sounds like this
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Old 06-04-2005, 18:24   #25
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When you drop your toast it lands butterside down...when you drop a cat it lands on its feet........................what would happend if we buttered the cats back and dropped it??

This could be the answer to perpetual motion.
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Old 06-04-2005, 21:48   #26
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This could be the answer to perpetual motion.
I am sure it is only a matter of time until Chav1 catches a cat and tries it for us
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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