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Old 30-12-2007, 18:19   #1
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Thoughts For 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9Good health is merely the slowestpossible rate at which one can die..
Number 8Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
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Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6Some people are like a Slinky.Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dyingof nothing.
Number 4All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention toCriticism.
Number 3Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:In the 60's,people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and peopletake Prozac to make it normal."Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow".
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Old 30-12-2007, 21:42   #2
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Re: Thoughts For 2008

Number 8 isn't quite right flashy, has your other half made you a sandwich today? It kinda looks like he might have! lol
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Old 30-12-2007, 22:14   #3
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Number 8 isn't quite right flashy, has your other half made you a sandwich today? It kinda looks like he might have! lol

pmsfl, he's at work
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Old 30-12-2007, 22:18   #4
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He can have your sandwich if you run out of bread haha
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Old 30-12-2007, 22:19   #5
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He can have your sandwich if you run out of bread haha


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Old 30-12-2007, 22:21   #6
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Haha , but make sure you have enough mayonaise haha , im sorry ill stop now
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Old 30-12-2007, 22:23   #7
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oh my goodness, I DIDNT THINK I NEEDED TO PUT THIS IN THE OVER 18s, looks like its on its way though lol
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Old 30-12-2007, 23:50   #8
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My thoughts for 2008 ( if the question was ever asked )
A nice quiet year would be nice, no mountains to climb, no family deaths, no health issues and the ability to still be able to pay the bills this time next year.
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Old 30-12-2007, 23:56   #9
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my thoughts for 2008, theres no such thing as a bad year, just some better than others, n hope 2008 is one of the latter.
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