To squat or not to squat - Page 3

Graham Hartley · 29-12-2013, 21:59

Take up autocoprophagia. In a little while, those pale bits you eat will be a delicacy; and the answer any question of standing or sitting will matter not at all to you.

Margaret Pilkington · 29-12-2013, 22:01

That is a disgusting idea.

Graham Hartley · 29-12-2013, 22:13

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That is a disgusting idea.

But one of interest.

Margaret Pilkington · 29-12-2013, 22:42

Well to you, perhaps.....it certainly doesn't interest me.
I associate this practice with those unfortunate people who used to be locked up in the institutions for the mentally infirm....it is the kind of thing that they were commonly found doing.

Eric · 30-12-2013, 14:16

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Originally Posted by Graham Hartley

Take up autocoprophagia. In a little while, those pale bits you eat will be a delicacy; and the answer any question of standing or sitting will matter not at all to you.

Now, now ... when someone told you, and I've no doubt you've been told quite often, to "go eat shiite", they were merely insulting you ... probably for good reason. You didn't have to take it literally.

Margaret Pilkington · 30-12-2013, 14:31

And it doesn't have to be your own.....I'm sure if you are that interested in this pursuit Graham.....we can take up a collection for you.

Less · 30-12-2013, 14:38

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

And it doesn't have to be your own.....I'm sure if you are that interested in this pursuit Graham.....we can take up a collection for you.

Margaret I for one shan't be donating as you should know by now, I don't give a shiet for any newbie fool like this.

Gordon Booth · 30-12-2013, 14:45

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Originally Posted by Eric

Now, now ... when someone told you, and I've no doubt you've been told quite often, to "go eat shiite", they were merely insulting you ... probably for good reason. You didn't have to take it literally.

It sounds like he did though. Comes over as quite a connoisseur.

He certainly talks it.

Eric · 30-12-2013, 15:33

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

And it doesn't have to be your own.....I'm sure if you are that interested in this pursuit Graham.....we can take up a collection for you.

A good and generous idea ... if ideas can be generous ... and I would expect no less (not you, bud

) from AccyWebbers. And to drink with his meal ... I could have a good feed of chicken vindaloo, wash it down with a few king cans of Dead Elephant or some Chateaux Porch Climber, and bottle the inevitable result.

Less · 30-12-2013, 15:44

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Originally Posted by Eric

A good and generous idea ... if ideas can be generous ... and I would expect no less (not you, bud

) from AccyWebbers. And to drink with his meal ... I could have a good feed of chicken vindaloo, wash it down with a few king cans of Dead Elephant or some Chateaux Porch Climber, and bottle the inevitable result.

Somehow I suspect the treatment you propose would only add to this weirdos pleasure, a very tricky process I would imagine a little like refusing to whip a masochist, as a cure, are you being cruel to be kind? Or are you giving him greater pleasure when he suffers the disappointment of feeling no pain?

Graham Hartley · 31-12-2013, 22:11

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Originally Posted by Eric

Now, now ... when someone told you, and I've no doubt you've been told quite often, to "go eat shiite", they were merely insulting you ... probably for good reason. You didn't have to take it literally.

I don't [TRANSGRESSION! abbreviation] take your comment seriously. Yet it is funny.

Graham Hartley · 31-12-2013, 22:13

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

And it doesn't have to be your own.....I'm sure if you are that interested in this pursuit Graham.....we can take up a collection for you.

Ah, a sort of Jacob's join?

Margaret Pilkington · 31-12-2013, 22:25

No.....not all. If that were the case we would have to eat with you....not for me!

Graham Hartley · 31-12-2013, 22:54

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No.....not all. If that were the case we would have to eat with you....not for me!

One gets only one chance to make a first impression. Even upon you, Margaret. You and some of your fellow correspondents are quite accomplished bullies in this medium. Such fun!

Boeing Guy · 01-01-2014, 00:48

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One gets only one chance to make a first impression. Even upon you, Margaret. You and some of your fellow correspondents are quite accomplished bullies in this medium. Such fun!

Not bullies, you see Graham, we like to have discussion, heck we will tolerate anything on here, but if your downright pig awkward and obstinate well we don't like that.

Happy new year.