Ever read the growing manual that comes with your device and wondered about the instructions that say...
Do not immerse in water.
Do not insert metal objects whilst plug still in.
Yes, you guessed it, someone has done exactly that and if they survived, made a lot of money from the manufacturer.
I bet even KSH's device (see attachment
) has a manual that reads something like this...
Warning handle may become hot
Warning other end will become extremely hot, remove toast from fork before eating
Printed instructions on handle : Insert bread at other end
This is not an electrical device do not plug into mains supply
Do not use hands when inserting bread on fork
This is not a javelin and is not suitable for athletic events
Do not use outside in thunderstorms
This is not a screwdriver
Do not drive whilst using device
In the evolution race :engsmil: I am afraid most humans will lose, see site below.
http://www.darwinawards.com/
The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it. Of necessity, this honor is bestowed posthumously.