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Old 03-03-2006, 19:46   #1
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Tony Hears Voices!

So now we know why the Dear Leader dragged us into the ill-advised war in Iraq. It wasn't those ellusive weapons of mass destruction. It wasn't the chance to score brownie points with his new best friend, George. The real reason was that...God told him to do it! I wonder what the Almighty will tell him to do next?
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Old 03-03-2006, 20:46   #2
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Re: Tony Hears Voices!

Not sort out the yobs thats for sure or titen up criminal law. He would become very hard of hearing for that.
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Old 04-03-2006, 14:29   #3
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Re: Tony Hears Voices!

well hes on parky tonight ,so i will reserve my judgement
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Old 04-03-2006, 17:22   #4
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oh so when tony blair hears voices everyone wants to know about it

ive been hearing voices for years and no ones ever asked me what they say
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Old 04-03-2006, 17:26   #5
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Re: Tony Hears Voices!

Dick Whittington was instructed what to do by God like voices.

'Turn again Whittington.'

Which gave us my favourite Panto line ever.

'Forty miles to London, and still no sign of Dick'

I wonder why God favoured sorting Saddam out, rather than say Mugabbe?
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Old 04-03-2006, 17:35   #6
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Re: Tony Hears Voices!

Bush and Blair listen to certain Religious men for advice..........

Billy Graham the evangelical preacher was a very high up advisor to the presidents of the day..........

The Bible actually tells says you should not get involved in politics...........
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Old 04-03-2006, 17:49   #7
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The Bible actually tells says you should not get involved in politics...........
Maybe God will tip him the nod........
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Old 04-03-2006, 17:55   #8
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Bush and Blair listen to certain Religious men for advice..........

Billy Graham the evangelical preacher was a very high up advisor to the presidents of the day..........

The Bible actually tells says you should not get involved in politics...........
I know that, and that some churches abide by this, but how would we get anything done without politics?

This isn't me being cheeky, just interested.
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Old 04-03-2006, 18:29   #9
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Old 04-03-2006, 18:31   #10
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Re: Tony Hears Voices!

I'm surprised that God didn't strike him down for such a comment.
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Old 04-03-2006, 18:31   #11
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Old 04-03-2006, 18:32   #12
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I'm surprised that God didn't strike him down for such a comment.
There's time yet........
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Old 04-03-2006, 18:32   #13
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Old 04-03-2006, 18:39   #14
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I think it’s pitiful that this man holds the lives of British Servicemen so cheaply and patronises the families of those who serve with such crap. If he believes that God will Judge him for his actions over his decision to go to war against Iraq he obviously is not considering bringing the lads and lasses home in the near future.
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I'm surprised that God didn't strike him down for such a comment.
when said blasphemy occured i was otherwise occupied
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