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jaysay · 22-06-2008, 10:01

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Originally Posted by garinda

I'm sure there'll be much less red tape if you're allowed to bring back the workhouse.

Damn.

I really wasn't going to post in this thread again.

I should really start a virtual brick wall thread, so whoever feels the need can bang their head against it.

I though your head was a virtual brick wall anyway Rindi, touche I think

Mancie · 27-06-2008, 06:20

nice tune for the "Caring Tories"

derekgas · 27-06-2008, 06:54

Would have a listen mancie, but my speakers have packed up on this laptop!

accyman · 27-06-2008, 16:43

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Originally Posted by derekgas

Would have a listen mancie, but my speakers have packed up on this laptop!

i woulda listened but as soon as billy brag appeared i closed my browser, switched off my pc then superglued my ears shut just incase one word of his drivel made it out

cmonstanley · 05-07-2008, 13:28

see another tory in trouble in london ,tried to say he was a magistrate when he wasnt.did he not think somebody would find out...?

i wont mention his other allegations.....

garinda · 05-07-2008, 15:31

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Originally Posted by cmonstanley

see another tory in trouble in london ,tried to say he was a magistrate when he wasnt.did he not think somebody would find out...?

i wont mention his other allegations.....

Sexual, and financial misconduct.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...nson'.html

jaysay · 05-07-2008, 15:32

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Originally Posted by garinda

Sexual, and financial misconduct.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...nson'.html

Allegedly.....

garinda · 05-07-2008, 15:39

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Allegedly.....

Not according to the two Bishops who wrote to bumbling Boris, warning him of this man's past.

If I was innocent I wouldn't resign, I'd stay and fight my corner.

derekgas · 05-07-2008, 15:41

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Originally Posted by garinda

If I was innocent I wouldn't resign, I'd stay and fight my corner.

You would have to find a round room to do that garinda, if you were a politician!

garinda · 05-07-2008, 15:55

It's hardly up there with the Tory sex scandals of the recent past.

Oranges being used as sex toys, Edwina's comments about John Major tucking his vest into his underpants, David Mellor cheating on his wife whilst wearing a Chelsea shirt, Cecil Parkinson fathering children behind his poor wife's back and then never seeing the resulting daughter.

Happy days.

Perhaps when the veneer of hug-a-hoodie Conservatism wears off, we'll get some more exciting tales of derring do again.

blazey · 06-07-2008, 02:14

What a terrible world we must live in, people using oranges as sexual aids you say? Atrocious.

You know, the best of people lie and hide things from their past. It may not be ethical, but sometimes it is impossible to get anywhere without a bit of manipulation of the truth, and it's better than being jobless.

Basically, I'm saying I'd happily lie if it meant I could get somewhere in life. Please don't shoot me for being human.

andrewb · 06-07-2008, 07:54

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Originally Posted by garinda

It's hardly up there with the Tory sex scandals of the recent past.

Oranges being used as sex toys, Edwina's comments about John Major tucking his vest into his underpants, David Mellor cheating on his wife whilst wearing a Chelsea shirt, Cecil Parkinson fathering children behind his poor wife's back and then never seeing the resulting daughter.

Happy days.

Perhaps when the veneer of hug-a-hoodie Conservatism wears off, we'll get some more exciting tales of derring do again.

What people do in the privacy of their own homes is no business of the state. If they do it in parliament when they're supposed to be working, well that's a different matter!

garinda · 06-07-2008, 10:12

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Originally Posted by andrewb

What people do in the privacy of their own homes is no business of the state. If they do it in parliament when they're supposed to be working, well that's a different matter!

The thing that seemed ironic to the British public at the time, when these and other scandals came to light, was at the time the Conservative government were pushing for a return to 'Victorian values'.

By the way Blazey, the orange resulted in the Conservative M.P. Stephen Milligan losing his life, as he was using it to self asphyxiate whilst pleasuring himself.

andrewb · 06-07-2008, 10:28

The media were different in victorian times rindi.

garinda · 06-07-2008, 10:59

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Originally Posted by andrewb

The media were different in victorian times rindi.

Yes it's galling that the press now have to print the truth, and report what is actually happening.