Town Centre Changes

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Less

Ooooh! You turn me on, (am I allowed to say that on site)?

I was nowhere near the switch, so it can't have been me

[Guinness]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

I refer my learned friends to #766

I am not a racist nor a faux moral supremacist, both of which you have accused members of this board of being. Neither am I over 60. You really do like labels don't you.

I got a label...no idea who it might fit though

Barrack Room lawyer.....thinks he knows it all, but actually knows very little. Can usually be found on internet message boards and forums using words and phrases from Google in a vain attempt at proving his superior intelligence to the rest of the plebs. Can often be found referring to imaginary friends like Strollin' Steve or Meanderin' Mick. Has the humour and wit of a Nori brick. Someone guaranteed to empty a pub faster than a policeman after time.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh dear, Less....we are going to be such a disappointment to Mr Easton...we aren't whining or griping(though I am over 60 so I guess that will disappoint him a bit - can't all be bad can it?).

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh dear, Less....we are going to be such a disappointment to Mr Easton...we aren't whining or griping(though I am over 60 so I guess that will disappoint him a bit - can't all be bad can it?).

And thank's to the weather I'm no longer white!

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Less

They do actually change the site, but not by pointing out our shortcomings but introducing a different level of abuse, DtheP, why do you spring to mind?

Haven't a clue Less... but I wouldn't change a thing, I like us all just the way we are.
Now pass the popcorn and pork scratchings.

[Restless]

Had a day off work today. But. I also had a job interview at work. Had to buy a new shirt, tie, pants and shoes...... Walking around town at around 9am, waiting for shops to open-I spotted a guy sitting there with a can of lynx lager. His teeshirt had a message for me as I looked from his beer can to his teeshirt. It said. "Pi%% off I am having a bad day." Wow. Bad day already? Oh the Accrington Life.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Restless

Walking around town at around 9am, waiting for shops to open-I spotted a guy sitting there with a can of lynx lager. His teeshirt had a message for me as I looked from his beer can to his teeshirt. It said. "Pi%% off I am having a bad day." Wow. Bad day already? Oh the Accrington Life.

So GEaston is back in the country? Must have found dry rot in one of his posts!

That will take a bit of cash to clear up.

[Restless]

Surprised he hasn't gone after his favourite building yet. You know. The one on Canon Street.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Restless

Surprised he hasn't gone after his favourite building yet. You know. The one on Canon Street.

No I don't know, how dare you assume I would even contemplate wandering around the lower end of town?

I'm quite happy with my pitch and begging bowl outside the indoor market, though it used to be easier on my feet when the benches were there.

[Restless]

Originally Posted by Less

How dare you assume I would even contemplate wandering around the lower end of town?

you can almost see it from the railway

[Less]

Originally Posted by Restless

you can almost see it from the railway

Almost makes a big difference, the houses on spring hill that are almost in Ossy, somehow, are thousands of pounds cheaper.

[Restless]

Originally Posted by Less

Almost makes a big difference, the houses on spring hill that are almost in Ossy, somehow, are thousands of pounds cheaper.

The mystery is in the ale. Once you have one too many down ya, a strange ability to see around corners comes upon you

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Restless

The mystery is in the ale. Once you have one too many down ya, a strange ability to see around corners comes upon you

wrong all less see's is the floor and the gutter
anyone fancy finding out we will be in the Railway today (Sat)

[Stevie R]

Anyone notice in this weeks Observer (page 6-no link available)
Plans submitted for change of use 28 Warner St to 2 one bedroom flats?
Applicant Mr(J) Easton.

Come on Accywebbers you know the landlord,that`s got to to be a plus,
get your names down,you are even in the right demograph

[Less]

Originally Posted by Stevie R

Anyone notice in this weeks Observer (page 6-no link available)
Plans submitted for change of use 28 Warner St to 2 one bedroom flats?
Applicant Mr(J) Easton.

Come on Accywebbers you know the landlord,that`s got to to be a plus,
get your names down,you are even in the right demograph

You must be joking, I wouldn't be suitable due to male pattern baldness I no longer have a decent forelock to tug when he calls for the rent and to tell me how lucky I am.