Tree Murders!!

[Tinkerbelle]

Originally Posted by slinky

Tell him to keep him interfering, ugly, half witted, no good, fat head out of your garden or next time you will set MTHEAD on him...................(ok forget the last bit)!!!!!!!!!!

I've already forgot the last bit

Originally Posted by slinky

What right did he have to do that?? STUPIDO!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me about it, soft git waited for me to go out yesterday before he did it It's a damn good job he's out at the minute but I'm waiting for the car to pass then I'll know he's home


By the way can you look after the kids if they put me away for a stretch in the slammer ....... what's the sentence for murder these days??

[Ber999T]

about 50 hours comm service lol

[Tinkerbelle]

Originally Posted by Doug

Get on to HBC

Did that as soon as I noticed. I'm waiting for them to ring back that should take them as long as it took that chestnut to establish itself!

[Doug]

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

what's the sentence for murder these days??

For murdering a tree, being bound over to keep the peace and about 500 quid fine for criminal “Wilful” Damage…you’d do about ten years………….

[slinky]

[tinkerbelle]By the way can you look after the kids if they put me away for a stretch in the slammer ....... what's the sentence for murder these days??


Oi did I tell you I was moving to a hot country where they have banned kids!!!!
If it's goona come to that tinks.........forhet about the tree's, dont do anything rash!!!!
I DONT WANT 6 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bazf]

Its a nice thought to be a tree hugger but have you thought how many trees were on the property before the house/estate was built and what happened to them.

[Tinkerbelle]

Originally Posted by Bazf

Its a nice thought to be a tree hugger but have you thought how many trees were on the property before the house/estate was built and what happened to them.

YES IT KEEPS ME AWAKE EVERYNIGHT !!

If my liking of trees constitutes being a tree hugger so be it!! I'll just nip out and give my two sycamores that are left a big hug


It's quite easy to understand Bazf ............. MY PROPERTY .........MY GARDEN ....... MY TREES ............. NOT HIS!!! Thankyou I've just noticed he's home and you have just wound me up enough ..............

[SPUGGIE J]

Trees are food for insects cover for birds a larder for insect eating birds shade in the summer to mention a few. The leaves will make good compost and Cheggies from the one the chopped down are good fun for kids. Give as good as you get T. and to hell with em.

[slinky]

So tinks what did he say????????? give us the gossip

[Tinkerbelle]

Yes it was Chris and Simon The silly owd ****** said he hadn't realised what it was. He thought it was root growth from the scyamores (DUH ....... they have different leaves) and apologised saying he likes the trees as much as me and it would have been left to flourish had he known ......... What else could I say I have took photos incase of anything else but I've put one on of the poor horsechestnut ........... my anger has just turned to dismay now !

[Doug]

Leave the stump in Tinks….you might get some new growth from that……Is it in your garden or is it on the field side? If it’s in the Garden its aggravated vandalism and trespass, if it’s on the field side aggravated vandalism of public property…

[Tinkerbelle]

Originally Posted by Doug

Leave the stump in Tinks….you might get some new growth from that……

I do hope so Doug but from the stump you can see it was well established

Originally Posted by Doug

Is it in your garden or is it on the field side? If it’s in the Garden its aggravated vandalism and trespass, if it’s on the field side aggravated vandalism of public property…

Yes it's in our garden

[staggeringman]

sorry to hear about your trees tinks!a neighbour is aloud to trim branches that hang over there garden on condition they throw them back over to your property,but if they have been over onto your property to kill the tree, you can get them done for tresspass and willful damage.

have you not been in touch with accywebs special branch yet?.....(TWIG).........

[Doug]

Prosecute the “gentleman of uncertain parentage” Trespass and vandalism. Tell him you want compensation are you’ll nail his dumplings to your Sycamores….. Its not funny when these idiots take action like this and plead innocents through stupidity….what the fairy in a hole was he doing in your garden in the first place?

I wish I could use proper swear words like the other big boys….

[Tinkerbelle]

Originally Posted by staggeringman

a neighbour is aloud to trim branches that hang over there garden on condition they throw them back over to your property

OMG I just had visions of going out and finding the remains of a horsechestnut tree thrown into my garden that would have been the last straw !!!!

Originally Posted by staggeringman

have you not been in touch with accywebs special branch yet?.....(TWIG).........

Wonder if that would be useful or whether she'd talk aload of old conkers !!