11-08-2011, 07:31
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Re: True or False ... China turns dead babies into potency/stamina pills
How odd.
When I was sharing my conspiracy theory the other day...
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Originally Posted by garinda
Israeli bankers have been sending planes, dropping bombs containing fetal blood into Icelandic air space. Targeting the countries volcanoes.
The chemical reaction this brought about, causing the volcanoes to explode, and send microscopic ash high into the atmosphere, and fall, because of known weather conditions, on western Europe.
It's a well known fact that the lungs of pre-adult Afro-Caribbeans cannot function sufficently when aggravated by pumice ash particles. This causes a chemical reaction in the brain, and as the lungs try to cope, this leads to severe anti-social psycosis.
In certain summer weather conditions, this reaction will appear in many such young people, and massive civil unrest could ensue.
The finaciers will profit fron the chaos caused, by charging western governments exorbitant interest rates, as they try to rectify the situation, by pumping money they don't have, into measures to rectify the problem, such as increased police and civil guard forces.
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I originally wrote 'the blood of aborted Chinese fetuses' were dropped as missiles into Icelandic volcanoes, but it wouldn't let me post it, for some reason. Very odd that I couldn't post it, until I'd changed the wording.
Do I think it's true?
Well if the thought of rhino horn gets the Chinese 'all worked up', I suspect this would too.
At least it lessens the pressure on monkeys to produce sperm, to be injected in to those with a flacid member.
(Flacid member does not refer to anyone particular on this forum.)
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