18-10-2008, 19:10
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Turkish Flu
Just recovering from this evil strain of the virus which has seen me laid up off work for the last 3 weeks.Starts with a hacking cough & a head that feels like its stuffed with cotton wool.Slight deafness is also a symptom,wich results in a searing pain in the inner ear when the plane comes into land.While your immune system is fragile to say the least it then throws you a duoble whammy of terrible & constant stomach pains & 48 hours of constant vomiting.No solids can be taken for at least 5 days,just water & a gradual move onto cuppa soups.
My advice on how to avoid it?If you must go to Turkey avoid Gene Kelly impersonations in downpours of biblical proportions & then sitting in bars for several hours in wringing wet clothes.
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I HAD MY FIRST KISS IN A CONCRETE PIPE,ON A BUILDIG SITE,ON A SUMMERS NIGHT,FELT ALRIGHT.TILL I GOT HOME..OOOPS LOVE BITE. MAXWELL aged 10.1970
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