Turning over a new leaf. - Page 2

Margaret Pilkington · 20-06-2005, 21:00

I was always told that 'NICE' was a tired old word.....choose some other adjective.....please!

Bagpuss · 20-06-2005, 21:20

I'm sure my friend and yours Sir Cllr Britcliffe would like the new AB.

fireman · 20-06-2005, 21:24

OK how about Pleasant and Agreeable..................But NICE biscuits are NICE>

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I was always told that 'NICE' was a tired old word.....choose some other adjective.....please!

Gayle · 20-06-2005, 21:48

Actually, I don't think there's any need to panic yet. He hasn't said anything nice about MPA yet, that's when we should really be worried. By the way, A-B, did you get to Arden Hall?

Less · 20-06-2005, 21:51

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

Actually, I don't think there's any need to panic yet. He hasn't said anything nice about MPA

Typical Woman! going for his soft under belly! Thats like waving a red rag at a bull, you know he'll have to crack after this!

jpest1 · 20-06-2005, 22:35

fireman I agree Nice biscuitsare nice but are ginger nuts?

fireman · 20-06-2005, 22:37

Oh yes BUT ONLY IN BED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

cashman · 20-06-2005, 22:43

bob do as the northern irish do NO SURRENDER,lol

jpest1 · 20-06-2005, 22:43

I wouldn't know. I'm not ginger and my name isn't fred

grannyclaret · 20-06-2005, 23:47

daft i call it .................................................r emember him

staggeringman · 21-06-2005, 02:16

Do I detect the feeling that members would rather that I were not so "nice"?
its not being nice A-B its being truthful to everybody and not just yourself ! if you think a word should be spoken then let it be spoke, if you want to express yourself then forthwith,you and tealeaf can hold your hands up and say we spoke the truth!

Acrylic-bob · 21-06-2005, 04:55

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

Actually, I don't think there's any need to panic yet. He hasn't said anything nice about MPA yet, that's when we should really be worried. By the way, A-B, did you get to Arden Hall?

As it happens, the delightful Acrylic-Biff, the terrier with attitude, decided that since he was barely half way through shedding his waterproof coat, he didn't fancy the prospect of standing in a sodden field in the pouring rain while I cast a jaundiced eye over the proceedings and so he vetoed the idea. Oh, did I say jaundiced? I meant, of course, appreciative. This being Nice malarky takes a bit of getting used to, since it doesn't really come naturally.

But don't worry Gayle, I shall have plenty of "Nice" things to say about MPA and its sterling efforts to bring Art to the unappreciative struggling masses. You can rest assured I won't be leaving anyone out - that wouldn't be "Nice", would it.

I'm off to Fleetwood today to immerse myself in the work of Decimus Burton. Imagine, we have a whole town designed by this giant of Victorian Architecture right here on our doorsteps, We are so lucky. Acrylic-Biff is in disgrace following an unfortunate decision to rip the insole out of an expensive pair of shoes and so he will be staying at home. Ahh the simple joys of domesticity!

Gayle · 21-06-2005, 07:41

What a shame an iddy biddy bit of rain put you off but then again it's only what I expected. Never mind, there are always other opportunities. In fact, there's a further workshop on the 29th - see Enchanted Woodland thread.

WillowTheWhisp · 21-06-2005, 08:45

I strongly suspect we could have a case of "invasion of the body snatchers" here That maylook like A-b but it's really an alien and the real A-b is ensconced elsewhere awaiting rescue. This could also account for why Acrylic-Biff is not accompanying the pseudo A-Bob on today's jaunt. The faithful hound knows his master.

Less · 21-06-2005, 10:07

An Open Letter To The Administrator.

Sir, as a regular reader (and minor contributor to this site), I have often suspected that the so called Acrylic-Bob was a professional writer paid by yourself to bring interest and controversy with regards to his many postings that we have seen on here.

I can only say that I am dissapointed that due to the behind the scenes changes that you have imposed on us you would think us stupid enough to be taken in by this spineless and rather poor substitute for the gentleman that used to do this column. I for one suggest that you do everything in your power to rectify this error in judgement that I hold you the mangement responsible for.
Am I correct in assuming that this is a very poor example of administration and that your next step once you have driven this noble tome from the face of the web, that you will be putting yourself forward as some mediocre politician for some Local authority?
If this is an example of your standards you should fit in very well.

(I would have signed myself off as disgusted of Tunbridge Wells but that might make Vorlon24 paranoid).