Uses for dead cats - Page 2

chav1 · 14-09-2005, 20:27

[QUOTE=Acrylic-bob]I wonder what sort of response a thread called "Uses for Dead Councillors" would elicit.

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him

grego · 14-09-2005, 20:27

Not keen on dead cat fuel, think the piccis are funny though!

entwisi · 14-09-2005, 20:36

Are you sure they didn't just read this page?

http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

SPUGGIE J · 14-09-2005, 20:40

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I wonder what sort of response a thread called "Uses for Dead Councillors" would elicit.

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him

He could be using him in a throwing contest instead of an unfortunate moggy

Bazf · 14-09-2005, 21:00

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Originally Posted by garinda

Yes popular bog reading for Yuppies.

Oh no Acidic-bab, please say you weren't?

101 use for dead cats.

grannyclaret · 14-09-2005, 22:22

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Originally Posted by chav1

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him

LAST SEEN IN THE PICK ANDMIX IN WOOLIES

WillowTheWhisp · 14-09-2005, 22:33

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Originally Posted by entwisi

Are you sure they didn't just read this page?

http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

Maybe someone could invent a recipe for pigeon petrol and we could kill two birds with one stone and rid the town centre of bird poop.

garinda · 14-09-2005, 23:46

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Maybe someone could invent a recipe for pigeon petrol and we could kill two birds with one stone and rid the town centre of bird poop.

Is a cat's life worth more than a bird's?

staggeringman · 15-09-2005, 00:14

slow down there gary .......cats have nine lives thery are luckythats why they can run cars on them, and willow i woyuld rather hear a bird sing rather than a CAT meeow!

WillowTheWhisp · 15-09-2005, 07:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

Is a cat's life worth more than a bird's?

Pigeons are classed as vermin in town centres. Most councils are trying to dispose of them.

Bit of a contrast to the little old lady on the steps of St. Pauls selling bird food at "Tuppence a Bag" but that's progress for you.

WillowTheWhisp · 15-09-2005, 07:45

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Originally Posted by staggeringman

slow down there gary .......cats have nine lives thery are luckythats why they can run cars on them, and willow i woyuld rather hear a bird sing rather than a CAT meeow!

Do pigeons sing? I thought they cooed.

Tweety birds in trees are a different thing, even cooing pigeons in trees are quite nice. Just the pooping on public buildings which causes a problem.

SPUGGIE J · 15-09-2005, 07:58

When it comes to pigeons give me a Wood Pigeon and as for a cat I would settle for a Jaguar. As for the people pooper ones in the town get a Harris Hawk of Buzzard, failing that a shotgun.

lettie · 15-09-2005, 07:58

I am a cat lover and the dead cat petrol does sound a bit offensive but............ If the cats are already dead anyway, they may as well be put to good use...