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Old 30-12-2011, 11:04   #1
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Police investigate ?bottom slapping? in Burnley - Lancashire Constabulary

Not content with high sixes they're now doing a bit of botty smacking too, down in the Dingledell
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Old 30-12-2011, 13:07   #2
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Re: Watch out theres a Dingle about

has benny hill been re-icarnated as a dingle ?
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Old 30-12-2011, 13:16   #3
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Re: Watch out theres a Dingle about

UP THE DINGLES,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 30-12-2011, 14:14   #4
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Re: Watch out theres a Dingle about

Not likely to happen in Accrington, most of them are too drunk or stoned to aim straight
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Old 30-12-2011, 14:17   #5
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Not likely to happen in Accrington, most of them are too drunk or stoned to aim straight
Also not many arses worth slapping.
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Old 30-12-2011, 16:33   #6
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Re: Watch out theres a Dingle about

Too right! We are not in the 60's now Jaysay - I think it is assault if you slap a woman or anyone else for that matter!

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Old 30-12-2011, 16:45   #7
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has benny hill been re-icarnated as a dingle ?


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no but the dingles have

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Old 30-12-2011, 17:04   #8
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Also not many arses worth slapping.
A few need slapping though
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Old 30-12-2011, 18:14   #9
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And by all accounts some resemble a slapped arse !!
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Old 30-12-2011, 18:24   #10
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And by all accounts some resemble a slapped arse !!
What do ya mean some
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Old 31-12-2011, 00:50   #11
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I hope the police get to the bottom of this.
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Old 31-12-2011, 09:36   #12
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Its going to be a bum rap anyway
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Old 31-12-2011, 09:46   #13
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Makes a spanking good story for the local papers!
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Old 31-12-2011, 12:19   #14
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What else can one expect from a bunch of buttheads
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